Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

Tucker, no last name given, is a con man whose schemes have got him in a lot of trouble over the years. But when he gets out of prison and realises a couple of gangsters are still after him for a $50,000 debt he owes them, he does what any of us would do in that situation: instantly become the headmistress of a boarding school for teenage girls.

This is something of a problem for Tucker, as he appears to have never met or seen a woman before, and is basing his portrayal of one on half-remembered bigfoot footage, or possibly some of the gnarlier Resident Evil monsters. But don't worry, before long the girls of Rawlings Academy are all in on their new shrieking cryptid headmistress. Will Tucker go through with his plan to swindle the school out of $500,000? Why does everyone find Mr. Headmistress so deeply attractive? And... wait, did he just say he started the Falklands War? Listen and find out!

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It is the year 2055. Time travel has been invented and of course, people are using it for the only reason anyone would want to use time travel: to go back to prehistory and shoot an allosaurus with one million lasers.

That's the service offered by Time Safari, the private company run by Ben Kingsley and his distracting hair, who take great pains to ensure that nothing in the past is changed due to the catastrophic consequences it could have for the present. But when time waves start buffeting future Chicago it becomes clear that something has gone wrong and it's up to expedition leader Travis Ryer to figure out what happened before everyone evolves into sad catfish monsters and gets eaten by thousands of beetles. Can the time waves be stopped? Why are there super baboons everywhere? And did Ray Bradbury see this movie before he died? We sure hope not!

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Camp Rock is back! And so are the Jonas Brothers! And we're pretty sure that shape we saw darting around in the rafters was Demi Lovato! It's Camp Rock 3!

When Connect 3 need a new opening act for their world tour, they know exactly where to turn: Camp Rock, the rock and roll fantasy camp for the children of millionaires where joe Jonas will teach you how to hip hop dance. But they only need one opening act and the camp is full of a new intake of fresh young superstars-in-waiting. Can Sage, Desi, Fletch, Cliff and Rosie best the challenges set by the Jonas Brothers and come out on top? Or will they fall to bitter infighting and cello based sabotage? Listen and find out!

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Have you ever wondered what Pinocchio's dad Gepetto was getting up to during the events of Pinocchio? You haven't?! Well buckle up, because you're about to find out and it involves Julia Louis-Dreyfus doing an accent, a weirdo professor and his breeding machine and of course, Usher's gang of barbershop acrobat clowns.

Gepetto is a lonely toy maker who wishes for a son. But when the Blue Fairy gives him his longed for offspring by bringing one of his wooden puppets to life, Gepetto realises that he doesn't want Pinocchio after all, because the boy keeps doing things like asking him questions and playing with toys. But when Pinocchio runs away to join Stromboli's travelling show, Gepetto realises that Pinocchio is actually his property and sets out on a quest to get him back. Will Gepetto find Pinocchio and make amends? Des Drew Carey have somewhere else he'd rather be right now? And just how much of your genetic material needs to go into Professor Buonragazzo's machine? Listen and find out!

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Is the ability to fire food out of your hands a good superpower? You're right, it's too powerful. Okay then how about if creating the food makes you physically exhausted. And if you tell anyone you can do it, the food tastes bad. And you always smell terrible, and sometimes you'll still randomly spurt various liquids all over the place? Now you're talking!

Ezra (High School Musical's Lucas Grabeel) is an industrious student with one eye on an Ivy League future, but there's one thing missing from his academic career - class presidency! But how will the sudden onset of supernatural food-generation powers affect his leadership bid? Listen and find out!

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Mitchie Torres is heading back to Camp Rock for another summer of fun, music and romance with chemsex bad boy rock star Shane Grey. But oh no! It turns out that the improbably named owner of Camp Rock, Brown Cesario, has a rival in the form of his former bandmate Axel Turner, who has set up a rival camp across the lake named Camp Star.

Obviously unable to compete with Camp Star on any level, things at Camp Rock look bleak. That is until Mitchie challenges Camp Star to a final jam to determine once and for all who is the best rock and roll fantasy camp owned by a 70s rockstar on this particular lake. Can the plucky underdogs of the prohibitively expensive and elitist Camp Rock win the day against the snobs of Camp Star? Did Brown Cesario's old band really used to be called "The Wet Crows"? And isn't it kind of cheating to have the Jonas Brothers on your team? Listen and find out!

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Cleo has a problem. She often feels invisible because she has an awful personality and no one wants to be around her, unlike her sporty and popular sister Molly. But when, for reasons too complicated to go into here, Molly drinks a predator camouflage moth that makes her turn literally invisible, Cleo spends some time in her sister's shoes and realises that maybe being nice to other people isn't the unendurable nightmare it seems to be.

Can Cleo pass herself off as Molly long enough to win the big lacrosse game? Will they figure out how to make Molly visible again? And is there a worse name for a party than "Romp in the Swamp"? Listen and find out!

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It's the 100th episode of Mom Can't Cook! and what better way to celebrate than by ensuring we don't have to watch any more High School Musical films, because this is the last one!

Senior Year at East High is rapidly drawing to a close, and our Wildcats are thinking about what happens next. Will Gabriella go to Stanford three weeks early for no reason? Will Sharpay acquire an inexplicable British nemesis? Will Troy come to terms with the fact that he likes singing *and* dancing for the third movie in a row? Listen and find out!

Thanks to all you amazing listeners for joining us on this incredible journey through the weird and wonderful and good and bad world of DCOMs. Here's to the next 100 episodes!

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Radio. What is it? Is it some kind of podcast, maybe? Or possibly a Winamp skin? If you find out, let the producers of 2012 DCOM Radio Rebel know, because I think they'd really appreciate it.

Radio Rebel tells the story of Tara, a shy teen with a secret double life as Radio Rebel, an inexplicably popular Seattle-wide radio host whose entire shtick appears to be telling people to be their real selves, talking about things happening in one specific high school, and then playing Peter Gabriel records. But when her enraged principal threatens to cancel prom unless Radio Rebel's identity is revealed, Tara's house of lies threatens to come crashing down, to the presumed bemusement of everyone in Seattle who doesn't go to her school. Can Tara and Radio Rebel coexist? How do you expose Banksy? And what the hell is a morp? Listen and find out!

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