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454: How To Get Colourful Sperm | The Official Podcast


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Three close man friends gather around to talk about colourful swimmers. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below.
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Episode 454: Recorded 03/09/25
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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
00:45 People Keep Dying Because AI is Telling Them To
06:43 Colourful, Glow in the Dark Cum (idk how we got here already)
12:06 Vaginas and Penises
20:32 Women's Names Are Trendy, But Men’s Names Are Forever
29:36 Public Pools Are Gross
35:22 Trying Not to Wash Your Hands Too Often
52:53 Turkey Is All Street Food
55:28 Cumming in Swimming Pools & Coffee
1:19:02 Back to the AI Suicides
1:08:18 The Loneliness Economy
1:15:53 Wrap
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Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan
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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive &
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Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network


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