It's your favorite secret lesbian romcom spy movie, 2004's D.E.B.S.! About a foursome of teenage superspies recruited through the SAT and whose personalities are dictated by skirt length. D.E.B.S. looks like your run-of-the-mill pre-teen romp, but it may actually belong in the LGBT section of your local movie rental store which may or may not exist in your town.

Lucy Diamond (Fast & Furious's Jordana Brewser) is an infamous thief specializing in jewels and large sacks with dollar signs on them. After a disastrous blind date she meets Amy (Sara Foster), the winderkind of the D.E.B.S. and her mortal enemy. The two fall in love and Amy must weigh the expectations of her peers with the expectations of her heart. Also Michael Clarke Duncan is a hologram and Devon Aoki has an atrocious french accent.

Featuring special gusts Valeah Beckwith and Danielle Nasr!