48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet

This, my listeners, is a podcast. A podcast many men and women have died to see, to understand and to own. This, darling, is 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

Today we're talkin' bout : an AI-powered sex toy called Orifice, Grimes' hyperspeed Coachella set, a scam warning for STFIL, PhoneJapan, Goon project The Zybourne Clock, the worst burger ever seen online, a right-wing protest in World of Warcraft, all things Fallout and we take our Cybertruck to the car wash and pray for the best.

Enjoy!

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"{YTP} ~ Secret Vulgarities 2" by DaThings2 - https://youtu.be/tbX0pMv3myU

"$TSLA Cybertruck owners .. " by @StonkKing4 (original by @captain.ad) - https://twitter.com/StonkKing4/status/1780303955811278884

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

Land of the roof of a nearby convenience store and tell 'em all about it, it's time for yet another 48 Minutes of Guys Screaming - I mean, Dogs Barking. Can you imagine?

Today we're talkin' bout : A special showing of the eclipse on Mexican TV, a pre-planned crypto rug pull, a trip to Louisville to see Jeff Rosenstock, Dune Part 2, Netflix "Skip the Foreplay" option, a couple of freaky CostCo guys, a sneaky porch pirate, the legendary GMan Squad, PressureSpot, a man getting a vasectomy during an earthquake and Jason gets jumped in Gay City for failing to twerk.

Enjoy!

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"costco guys (edit)" by @Vomit_Dragon (original by @laughter awaits) - https://x.com/Vomit_Dragon/status/1777038347145466211

"The GMan Squad" by Janus Productions - https://archive.org/details/the-gman-squad

"[YTP] - Paula can't stand callers" by YT Pewp - https://youtu.be/wmrwVF9JSNI

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

PS : We are still looking to record something super gross, just for our patreon subscribers. If we reach 10 patrons at the $10 level, we will create a full-length commentary track on the 90 minute puke fetish video "Gero Monster Home Delivery." Send the link to your friends and make us suffer, for your amusement! It's http://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

Wrap yourself in the flag and salute God, it's time for another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking and we brought a very special friend.

Today we're talkin' bout :

My new favorite industrial-grade glycine manufacturer (and it's NOT GEO Chemical!), a crypto scam where you pay for a fake robot, an advertisement for Money, Pacific Rim 2, The Story of Marine Todd, You Are So Gay, A Murder at the End of the World, the saddest Popeyes chicken sandwich, Tekken might get Waffle House as a stage, Long Term Apes and we examine what is possibly some guy's last known footage. Enjoy!

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"Donghua Jinlong Food Grade Glycine-More People's Choice" by DONGHUA JINLONG - https://youtu.be/WozMTrueRHE

"Why is Donghua Jinlong's Industrial grade glycine of high quality?" by gangstasportivik - https://www.tiktok.com/@gangstasportivik/video/7352592810526395694

"They've got their own core tech with a whopping 31 patents under their belt and a whole lot of production" by gangstasportivik - https://www.tiktok.com/@gangstasportivik/video/7352600250428788011

"Donghua Jinlong, now that's truly impressive" by gangstasportivik - https://www.tiktok.com/@gangstasportivik/video/7354006648681155882

"do you know what industrial-grade glycine is used for?" by gangstasportivik - https://www.tiktok.com/@gangstasportivik/video/7353025057007963435

"genuinely concerned for my guy here" by @ImBillRay (original by - Aloralynnnsavasta3) https://x.com/ImBillRay/status/1774881750633640107

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

Don't forget - Friday mornings, bright and early, it's "Thanks, I Hate It" - a show chock full of cut content TOO HOT FOR TV. Patreon members only!

Guess who's back in town again - that's right we're back to our regular programming - and right on time, we got a lot of catching up to do.

Today we're talkin' bout :

The secret reasons for bridge collapses, doing acid at Burgerama, the Babylon Bee hits a nerve, Muchables NFT game gets hacked and then gets its money back, Soundboard Prank Calls that wound up getting the FBI involved, Whipcrack/Cockflop, Alkaline Trio, Family Guy AI gone wild, Bentley Little, the Juicero but for nut-based milks and we finally answer the question : "who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"Reasons why the bridge collapsed [Thread]" by @CurtExplores - https://x.com/CurtExplores/status/1772662583390073297?s=20

"A few months ago I paid $4..." by @abcdentminded - https://x.com/abcdentminded/status/1772168071588762092?s=20

"Back at it again" by @abcdentminded - https://x.com/abcdentminded/status/1772291420587528449?s=20

"Arnold Schwarzenegger Prank Calls" by Kasper (original unknown) - https://youtu.be/wSlmFNS_mCQ

"Al Pacino prank calls a bank" by TheuPrank - https://youtu.be/a3abU-DJ7o0

"Frank Garrett makes the news again" by rickmulletman - https://youtu.be/0h9eoL2nsrI

"Deacon Frost calls Duncan and More (First Ever Call to Duncan)" by ConstructionDuncan (original by w3baholic) - https://youtu.be/XN4Z4APC83M

"Arnold Schwarzenegger gets threatened by a Redneck - ORIGINAL" by TheuPrank - https://youtu.be/UX3comWh8ak

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

Jason was at the beach, so you get a bonus episode of the show, that's right we're breaking format this week to hang out with you running the gamut of topics like :

What 3 band bill would have you drinking till collapse, SXSW trolling (circa 2014), Stevie Ray Vaughn and Gibson Guitars, our new Katt Williams cult, Scared Straight '99, Journey 2 The Lost Island, John Cena's Humiliation Ritual, Trailer Park Boys and the Netflixication of TV, Boeing's Greatest Hits. getting back at our bullies and attending our high school reunions

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"Scared Straight 1999 Uncensored" by (ZF) Heisenberg (original by MTV) - https://youtu.be/UtDPardI2UE

"[YTP] Dennis Prager can't resist some good CBT" by Less Doug DeMuro - https://youtu.be/4AmSnPsN6fg

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

Write down your deepest darkest secret on a postcard and send it to somebody who cares, it's time for another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

Today we talk about how guys pee, a crypto scam that's double-dipping, Post Secret, "Lucifer" Lou Holtz's new podcast, Helldivers 2, Kids in Sandbox, SXSW leaning into the Army sponsorship, a proposal to ban porno but keep crypto and we take a moment to tear into Stonetoss/Red Panels. Get in here already, dang.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"A go fund me account for Dan Quinn to save Earth" by Dan Quinn - https://youtu.be/gXXPXC8RYOU

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

Get your valium, your feeding tubes and your superglue, it's time to get in the bottle for another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

Today we talk about grilling weather, the Woke Stairs, a new way to hang out, Zappa vs. Judas Priest, a guy in the Air Force getting catfished, a Birthday Gangbang, the lost art of Bonsai Kittens, Candy doing a rug pull, 2 Guys 1 Hole, Poor Things, Dune Part 2, Spiderman 2, and we introduce you to our new favorite baseball team mascot : the Danville Dairy Daddies' McCreamy. It's our horniest episode yet, if you can believe it

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

[YTP] - Joe Jiden & The State of the Onion by YTPewp - https://youtu.be/gNilY-HSPsA

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

You already know that knowing is half the battle, but did you know that the other half is 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking? It's true!

Today we talk about a chicken sandwich that nearly got a man fired, Dad Party, The Sopranos, the CEO of Tumblr's deleted tweet, John Walker (aka Dracula Flow) appearing on Australian TV, James Somerton doing yet another apology, Persona 3 Reload, new records for you to enjoy, Blonde Redhead, Fensler Films' GI Joe PSA Parodies, Night Country and we found an image to unite America. Need to know more? Well, have a listen.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"Dracula flow guy on Australian news" by @ThisToxicX (original by @cherdleys) - https://x.com/ThisToxicX/status/1762119331595628871?s=20

"i am in disbelief" by @SCARFYYYY (original by James Somerton) - https://x.com/SCARFYYYY/status/1762166019706011888?s=20

"G.I. Joe PSA Compilation - [Remastered HD]" by L33T GUY - https://youtu.be/z8K08AcVru0

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

Operation Dogs Barking is in the house! 48 Minutes (or so) of it in fact! New episode time folks!

Today we talk about the Deadbeat Breakdancing Bitcoin Dad, a specific kind of girl from the year 2006, the basics of becoming a waifu, Yuga labs doing some light insider trading, Queenpins, Elon's Alt, the comic strip "Get Your War On" (and the career of David Rees), plus we get a phone call from Amazon and give $50k in a shoebox to some dude. Join us!

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"I wake up at 6 a.m. to find that my daughter has posted a TikTok video trashing me." by @BenHart_Freedom - https://x.com/BenHart_Freedom/status/1759203169773506693?s=20

"Elon Musk and Adrian Dittman clear up conspiracies!!" by nobarkchip - https://youtu.be/V_QjvwHX__8

"random girl" by @Absolunar - https://x.com/Absolunar/status/1760445326903951653?s=20

"GWYO - Chaos" by Anthony Laurent (Original by HuffPost 23/6) - https://youtu.be/aYaKxbpsHpE

"Get Your War On : Trumps Tweets" by HuffPost 23/6 - https://youtu.be/w9JUdTDkZeM

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

== AS MENTIONED IN THE EPISODE : If we reach 10 patrons at the $10 level, we will create a full-length commentary track on the 90 minute puke fetish video "Gero Monster Home Delivery." Send the link to your friends and make us suffer, for your amusement! It's patreon.com/48minutesofdogs ==

Action! Speed! Romance! This new 48 Minutes of Spiders Being Italian has it all!

Today we're talkin' bizarre St. Louis history, the new Yuga Labs slipup, Rachel Dolezal, American Fiction, Ian Miles Cheong (RIP), Macho Man goes Gooning, Biden rigging the Superbowl, Italian Spiderman, 1 Guy 1 Cock, Apple Vision Pro hurting your eyes and we ask what your favorite MD 20/20 flavor is.

The Moonbase Alpha video referenced in the episode is here : https://youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs