48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet

Grab yourself a nice cool glass of your beverage of choice, grab your headphones and let's get this sucker turned out - it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking Time babyyy

This week's special guest is Stryker Spurlock - comedian, writer, editor, and filmmaker who is responsible for the conceptual sketch comedy talk show "Fatal Bus Accident" and the 2021 film "Part Time" (available on Vimeo for $10)

Stryker joins us to talk baffling TikToks, a video website turned media empire, racist AI, Susan Sarandon, "Lady Ballers," a found bit of vaporwave, PLUMMCORP's newest weirdo video, a double dose of crypto scams and we re-introduce ourselves to a classic Max Hardcore shock image. Enjoy!

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"walter white on a perc" by PLUMMCORP RECORDS - https://youtu.be/SOPFhm3DlN0

"I'll start" by @jazmindeibler - https://www.tiktok.com/@jazmindiebler/video/6960710001514073349

"THERE IS NOTHING MORE VAPORWAVE THAN A DYING HIT CLIP." by @Incarta95 - https://twitter.com/i/status/1728772811827892597

"Top 5 Worst Diseases of All Time" by @benesherick - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9u3PvfBsdnE?feature=share

Find more Stryker : https://www.instagram.com/strykerspurlock/

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

Get yourself a copy of "The Society of the Spectacle" and prepare to read along with us on a very special bonus episode.

Yes it's time to break format again and talk about whatever crosses our minds including : Keith Stack becoming a GBS meme, Built by Gamers being surreal, The Flash and mediated images, a long talk about Israel/Palestine and as always, wisecracks from the wiseacres.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"walter white on a perc" by PLUMMCORP RECORDS - https://youtu.be/SOPFhm3DlN0

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

Call up the local horrible toilet man and pull up a chair, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking babyyy

Today we're joined by a very special guest, yes, cartoonist, t-shirt designer, King of Blood and Texas Tekwar fan Rory Blank.

We wind up talking about : a special event for the internet's favorite turd, a hacker messing up big time, everybody going fentanyl crazy, a site where you can make the worst comics, the Stolen Sperm Unit, various percentages of Hitler, two guys having a swinging good time and we introduce Rory to our new character : Time Travelling Riley Reid.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"[YTP] The Republican Debubblican Twoblican" by cs188 - https://youtu.be/3oKw0axZkVE

Fine more Rory :

twitter : @bonejail bluesky : @roryblank.bsky.social

https://kingofblood.com

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

Give yourself a hate name, quit your job in solidarity and start shreddin' the doohickey, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

Today's episode contains : shutting down a livechat over nasty posts, a videochat site gone abusive, a party so fun you might go blind, some real gross hypotheticals, escapees get a second wind, the return of a classic shock site, a videogame announcement from a TikTok weirdo, a congressperson's porn consumption and Jason spends Five Nights at Freddy's.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"I love it when Silent Hill fans come together" by @bobvids - https://twitter.com/bobvids/status/1719546517239836714

"Bro is shredding on the doohickey" by @buckadeath - https://twitter.com/buckadeath/status/1721376036003205591

"Before you watch this, you need to understand that this is from an 100% real music video put out by Jordan Peterson." by @ChudsofTikTok - https://twitter.com/ChudsOfTikTok/status/1720305583037825471

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

Grab yourselves some Broward County tictacs, scoop yourself a heaping helping of cream cheese, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking babyyyy

Today's episode contains : a lament about November, a website for horny edgelords, a Bored Ape clone getting dunked on in court, a drink that can kill you, a bagel that makes Jason irrationally angry, woke water, bad jobs, Sexyy Red : the concert experience, Amouranth : the beer experience and we meet a guy named Jeff Amphetamines.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"[YTP] Dennis Prager proves Murer is Good and Moral" by Wizered - https://youtu.be/GBa7MD7Bze8

"BomBass Tic Re-Bomb" by OBELISK and MC Cat Genius - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuZftithJHo

"Stile and Lowtax - straight up from the hood" by wheresmyarm - https://youtu.be/dcdWlPz5ixk

"blackula flow" by @jetgreguar - https://twitter.com/jetgreguar/status/1719847233632526513

"he finally found a place to scoop the damn bagel" by @__aarum - https://twitter.com/__aarum/status/1718248157975310410

"new york needs to start turning californians away at the border" by @Ian_Gay_briel - https://twitter.com/Ian_Gay_briel/status/1717755183986262175

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

Get your incense and candles ready, it's time to bury your pets in cyberspace and enjoy a 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

This week we're joined by four-time returning champion, writer of the newsletter "Where's Your Ed At?" and host of the new podcast "15 Minutes in Hell" and Mr. Bert Derner Nert himself, Ed Zitron.

Today's episode contains : a Cybertruck with some bulletholes in it, the NY AG getting tough on crypto exchanges, an Israeli MLB cap, Thanos IDF memes, a place for dead pets online and we ask Ed to particpate in some Ass Pong.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"{YTP} A TYP of Various Early 90s Commercials" by DaThings - https://youtu.be/ySz8p-Ff3NY

More Ed :

https://wheresyoured.at/ - Where's Your Ed At?

https://wheresyoured.at/podcast - 15 Minutes in Hell

https://twitter.com/edzitron

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

It's time to post about a mysterious TV show no one remembers but you - OR IS IT?! A very special Halloween Edition of 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking is here

This week we're joined by self-described "genderfluid transvestite goblin" Bitter Karella, writer of the Hugo nominated Twitter feed @midnight_pals and writer of sexy nasty body horror

Today's episode contains : a perc'd up Batman, Alicia Keys' interest in paragliding, malware on the blockchain, a new genre of scary stories told on the internet, our old friend Eve Barlow, a new pop country sensation, a French guy with a particular set of skills, a date gone so wrong it made the news and we discover that our special guest is a Starchild.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"Bat Talk" by Plummcorp Records - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sotLtXxNa7I

"The Cadillac Theory" by Stupeflip - https://youtu.be/CoqZZYIfspQ

"[YTP] The Bullshit Express" by cheasel - https://youtu.be/S2xDhpm1cO0

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

Sell all your Goatse coin and put on your Scarlet Letter t-shirts, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking.

This week we're joined by Rolling Stone Culture Writer, author, self-proclaimed "tank-top dirtbag," and perennial shitposter Miles Klee.

Today's episode contains : an 11-year-old transphobic rapper, a grown man with a painful party trick, the Tweet Heard Round The World, Trader Joe vs Trader Joe's, illiterate Congresspeople and we take Miles' skull measurements, just in case.

Find more Miles :

https://www.rollingstone.com/author/miles-klee/ @milesklee.bsky.social on Bluesky @youwouldntpost on Twitter

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"Spread It" by BIG SWIMMER - https://youtu.be/mBMF5xExHw4

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Order up a plate of Benghazi wings and a Rumsfield and Coke, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking time.

Today's episode contains : Spongebob doing 9/11, the EAS test zombie outbreak, the twitter account @GayHooters, the saga of BitBoy, a gator getting kicked in the face, some crabs getting stolen off a truck and a tanning bed mishap

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"Bill Nye The Dyin' Guy" by DaThings - https://youtu.be/IDXw9UbVRik

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

Get those sacred cows ready for the slaughter, it's it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking time once again

Today's episode contains : a nasty credit card, a wallet inspector scam worth $5 million, a website with nasty t-shirts, mean tweets "... and seemingly ranch," Catturd getting swatted, a guy lifting a propane tank in a unique way, a deep dive into Danny McBride and Jason reads tweets from an AOC findom account.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Closing theme is "Freak Baby" by Razorbumps - https://youtu.be/bYv4NfmF5a4

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"[YTP] HallOwOeen ASSvertisement Dumpster Fire" by cs188 - https://youtu.be/xW_rTSVH8Sg

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs