48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet

Good morning doggers, these hard workin' boys from North County are here to make your day and/or week

Today's episode contains : the latest fad in toilets, the latest gross brand tweet, a place to store your butts, a hungwy guy, a scammer who apparently scammed everyone in the crypto workd, another scam that turned into a work of art, a baffling use of Community Notes, a possible invokation of Tree Law and Bryan tells us about the Guitar Center version of Glengary Glenn Ross.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Closing theme is "The Trumpets Blared" by The Teeth - https://youtu.be/5LJYS8eJJ9g

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"DESANTIS FOR PRESIDENT - A Bad Lip Reading" by Bad Lip Reading - https://youtu.be/Q2opM-EzI_M

"I've Seen Footage" by Death Grips - https://youtu.be/3_V_2BFWahc

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Good morning doggers, it's time to celebrate 1 whole year of the show on 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking!

Today's episode contains : a new meal type and a new tiktok trend just dropped, a cryptocurrency goes "dox to earn," a website with a very singular purpose, a pair of friends bonding over their love of aquatic wildlife, an attack on the internet's horny library of Alexandria, a problematic age gap and a shout out from a special friend of the show.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Closing theme is "That Clown's Got A Gun" by Uranium Club - https://youtu.be/C89BJP0vvsY

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"Pinkydoll NPC" by MemeCulture - https://youtu.be/5a77WgZN22o

"ASMR No Spicy #shorts" by ASMR Cherry Crush - https://youtu.be/9LaDH1ojpMA

"Eric Andrew Show, Hannibal Buress - Get Yourself Together" - https://youtu.be/iETexg82oMk

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Good morning doggers! Wake up! It's time for 48 Minutes of Guys Talking or whatever.

Today's episode contains : Jason's new favorite social media site gets horny for ALF, a crypto scam double dips, a fake doctor who takes calls, a guy with extraordinary skills, every liberal's nightmare, a book of crimes, a gay pirate show and Jason tells us all about doing Public Access TV at the age of 9.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Closing theme is "Golden Brown" by Drive Like Jehu (RIP Rick) - https://youtu.be/mqnLnuJAb0g

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"ALF Episode 2 : Mister Meatloaf" by andrewhussie - https://youtu.be/MZERfeh7n4Q

"Racist Black Man - Dr. Luscious Conley Live calls #1" by Comedy - https://youtu.be/g8lKL2u1GN0

"Racist Black Man Dr. Conley 2" by Comedy - https://youtu.be/mirlQBm1DGM

"Racist Black Man Dr. Conley #3" by Comedy - https://youtu.be/o-kyphEJysM

"Them Yo People Episode 19 Season 9" by Them Yo People! - https://youtu.be/_B8oFYbPn_I

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Good morning doggers, set down your pork products and dump out your Bud Lights it's the post-July 4th edition of the show and boy howdy is today a wet and wild one

Today's episode contains the following : the blockchain for dog noses, a Youtuber ukelele apology, a tour of the misery factory, British guys getting in trouble for making photoshops of Prince, chewing on grandma's breast implants, someone goes double-dipping, some gripping footage of a guy playing with knives, a day in the life of Bryan and Jason is back to playing the plastic guitar.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Closing theme is "I Was Killing It Man" by Doki Doki - https://youtu.be/EhrjJ12cT1Y

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"Surely this collab will have no consequences for me or any of the real #sheinfactory workers" by @myweeklyarn - https://www.tiktok.com/@myweeklyarn/video/7248987626139553066?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

"I'm obsessed with how these implants sound!" by @trevvvor - https://www.tiktok.com/@trevvvvor/video/7244628030059056430?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

"hi." by Colleen Ballenger - https://youtu.be/ceKMnyMYIMo

"hi.(slidewhistle)" by @skatie420 - https://twitter.com/skatie420/status/1674224940269338624?s=20

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Good morning doggers, we hope you're hungry because today we made your favorite : CONTENT!

Today's episode contains the following : a new slur that just dropped, dudes arguing about days of the week, a scam-buster getting sued and accused of being a scammer himself, an order of special fried rice, NFT minifigs at the store, a special tweet to all you daddys out there and Jason says to Bryan the three words every man longs to hear : "maximum erotic blowjob"

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Closing theme is "Love Comes In Spurts" by Richard Hell - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRB-TrbGwlo

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

ForeverCompanion - https://www.forevercompanion.ai/

"James Cameron compares submersible tragedy to Titanic sinking" by ABCNews - https://youtu.be/KNZtB9DlqWM

"Scott Steiner's Math Promo Sacrifice 2008 ACTUAL FOOTAGE" by Abraham M. - https://youtu.be/msDuNZyYAIQ

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Good morning doggers, it's the fourth of many XMAS IN JUNE episodes - our month long guest-filled extravaganza. Joining us today is Drew Toothpaste, creator of Toothpastefordinner, Marriedtothesea and the Garbage Brain University/Everything is True podcast Today's episode contains the following : a lot of drama over a bagel, a giant werewolf in Ohio, Woke Ketchup, a group of old dudes having a bit of shower time, t-shirt bot honeypots, a group of friends willing to sacrifice for the greater good and we introduce Drew to the wonders of /r/WeddingRingShowing Opening theme performed by : Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Closing theme is "Grow" by Island of Love - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk-gkyc_i50 Contains clips from : ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab "AI Peter Gives Out LIFE Saving Advice.." by @DiverseTrippy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yIjJu-iz18 Find more Drew : http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste http://geniusbrainuniversity.com http://thesharingmachine.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs

Good morning doggers, it's the third of many Christmas in June episodes - our month long guest-filled extravaganza. Joining us today is Ed Zitron, noted PR personality, writer and third-time returning champion.

Today's episode contains the following : A new product for your butt and another for your face, a future LSU footballer turned meme, a lady who loves her dog a bit too much, a deep dive into Queens of the Stone Age, the death knell of two crypto companies, a creative use for a basketball and we break the news to Ed about a beloved cartoon character who has just joined ISIS.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Closing theme is "Who Needs Enemies?" by The Cooper Temple Clause - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtAWY39I3DE

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"what did he mean by this?" by @TallBart - https://twitter.com/i/status/1661518531614195713

"baby gronk has committed war crimes in the balkans" by jobscantfindme - https://twitter.com/jobscantfindme/status/1666808353249693706?s=20

"do you think Baby Gronk will lead LSU to a National Championship?" by h00pify - https://www.tiktok.com/@h00pify/video/7211586785061670187

"the dirty cowboy : it's pretty c-" by Barnaby Fredric - https://youtu.be/Eb_IQA9Zbow

Find more Ed : http://twitter.com/edzitron http://ezpr.com https://wheresyoured.at/

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Good morning doggers, it's the second of many Christmas in June episodes - our month long guest-filled extravaganza. Joining us today is cartoonist and KC Green, creator of This Is Fine/Question Hound, Gunshow, Graveyard Quest, Cultists, Funny Online Animals, God's Hands and the upcoming adaptation of Pinocchio.

Today's episode contains the following : a special name for Dude Juice, Trump Bucks, advanced soaking techniques, a tribute to a local Queen, a website to tell you if a movie is Woke, AI art, a four dude pileup, comics industry stories and KC introduces us to a funky manga about eating monsters.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Closing theme is "V1nc3nt Com3 On Down" by Brainiac - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyFB0GrQdTE

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"Gooch Grease" by Fox26 - https://youtu.be/g-p5dSSS7AY

"Becky Queen of Carpets and Wanda St. Louis Commercial 1992" by Retro TV Commercials - https://youtu.be/lHcLmAY2BRQ

Find more KC Green - https://kcgreendotcom.com, https://patreon.com/kcgreen

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Good morning doggers, it's the first of many Christmas in June episodes - our month long guest-filled extravaganza. Joining us today is Rolling Stone writer, author and consummate shitposter Miles Klee.

Today's episode contains the following : Andrew Tate loving his dog a bit too much, a talented lady playing baseball, a beloved internet trend getting a crypto coin, a newly rediscovered fluid (not what you think), Trucks gone Woke and Miles tell us what it's like to write about Mr. Belvedere's balls

Miles Klee can be found at http://melmagazine.com http://rollingstone.com and on twitter as @internethague

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Closing theme is "But Does It Work?" by Drug Church - https://youtu.be/LAHvzXMRIA0

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

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Good morning doggers, it's time to expose yourself to the glory and majesty of the eternal force known as SLACK with today's episode. Confused? Join us

Today's episode contains the following : a refreshing doggy drink, an online church, a two-for-one crypto scam, a defector with a penchant for fibs, a police officer in a sticky situation and we introduce you to someone called Charity Nutt

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Closing theme is "The Price of Smokes" by The Chats - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cawY4hXfe0o

Contains clips from :

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

"News Report Goes Off! lol!" by @sparkzgotheat - https://youtube.com/shorts/j0RUNt-SdeA?

"Church of the Sub-Genius : SLACK Explained" by @gilchrist - https://youtu.be/YNmPamZelVQ

"SubGenius Commercial" by Ivan Stang - https://youtu.be/Qt9MP70ODNw

"Shawty Wanna Fuck" by Maxeboy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z2lepGwflc

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