The Rewind # 7

An empty comment box leads the dirty dudes to dive right into a Rewind.  Some massive moves are made to forever change the BIG LIST. Mrs. Doubtfire and Jennifer Aniston drop in and Laundry Dan leads the other two to fight over Before and Afters.

-Crash and Burn 

The House of the Devil (2009)

Category: Black Magic 3/3

To finish up Black Magic, Dan makes us babysit at the House of the Devil.  Kron tries out a new mode of transportation.  Bones is mostly asleep the whole time.  Oh and a shit ton of friends stop by, like, probably too many.

-Crash and Burn 

End of Days (1999)

Category: Black Magic 2/3

Bones brings Arnold vs Satan for the 2nd pick of Black Magic. The guys talk about the long term effects of Y2K, Chris Pratt's lack of coolness and the secrets of the Catholic church. They also give a detailed description of the banger soundtrack for the film and Pauly V shows up for some fun as well. Join in on all the stigmata fun and investigate those basements folks.

-Crash and Burn  

Prince of Darkness (1987)

Category: Black Magic 1/3

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

Category: Greasy, Grimy & Slimy 3/3

Breaking News Tom, the Dirty Dudes close up Greasy, Grimy, Slimy with a classic children’s movie, TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze.

-Crash and Burn 

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

Category: Greasy, Grimy & Slimy 2/3

Kron takes the guys through one of the more mango sized controversial Friday the 13th flicks. Slimy worms, melting people and Voorhees burgers are only the start. Laundry Dan shares his lighthouse into movies and Bones is just hungry. Oh...and Jennifer Aniston and BDP stop in as well. The guys also decide to bring CRAP back into normal conversation. 

-Crash and Burn  

2 DAY RENTAL

Prey (2022)

Nick and Brantley from the Horror Drafts podcast stop in to help 5DR take on the newest entry in the Predator series. The guys go spoil free in the first half but full on diablo spoilers in the back half. Slap some mud on and sharpen that tomahawk because it's going to get wild. 

-Crash and Burn  

The Greasy Strangler (2016)

Category: Greasy, Grimy & Slimy 1/3

Big Dan opens up a whole world of disgust with a new category. He brings in one of the wildest movies to date in 5DR history. Big Kron goes critical and Big Bones burps on butts now. Join in for all the greasy fun all you HOOTIE TOOTIE DISCO CUTIES...HOOTIE TOOTIE DISCO CUTIE...HOOTIE TOOTIE DISCO CUTIE!!!

-Crash and Burn 

5 STAR BANGER

Jack Reacher (2012)

Following the disappearances of their best friends, Nick and Brantley, the Dirty Dudes throw on Jack Reacher to learn the tools of the trade. Bones didn’t even know this ISNT Rated-R, Kron is only a modern car guy and Dan goes on and on about the main miracle of pregnancy. Milk is for the baby, you perverts.

-Crash and Burn

The Lawnmower Man (1992)

Category: Software Upgrade (Microsoft More Like Microhard to Kill) 3/3

Kron Howard brings in a full on cyber christ with the third and finally installment of Software Upgrade. Nick escapes but Brantley from the Horror Drafts Podcast sticks around for chimps, lawnmowers and exclusive insider information from the directors cut. The dirty dudes and Brantley have a hell of the getting smarter and figuring out the origins of the robocall.

-Crash and Burn