Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

Category: Greasy, Grimy & Slimy 2/3

Kron takes the guys through one of the more mango sized controversial Friday the 13th flicks. Slimy worms, melting people and Voorhees burgers are only the start. Laundry Dan shares his lighthouse into movies and Bones is just hungry. Oh...and Jennifer Aniston and BDP stop in as well. The guys also decide to bring CRAP back into normal conversation. 

-Crash and Burn  

2 DAY RENTAL

Prey (2022)

Nick and Brantley from the Horror Drafts podcast stop in to help 5DR take on the newest entry in the Predator series. The guys go spoil free in the first half but full on diablo spoilers in the back half. Slap some mud on and sharpen that tomahawk because it's going to get wild. 

-Crash and Burn  

The Greasy Strangler (2016)

Category: Greasy, Grimy & Slimy 1/3

Big Dan opens up a whole world of disgust with a new category. He brings in one of the wildest movies to date in 5DR history. Big Kron goes critical and Big Bones burps on butts now. Join in for all the greasy fun all you HOOTIE TOOTIE DISCO CUTIES...HOOTIE TOOTIE DISCO CUTIE...HOOTIE TOOTIE DISCO CUTIE!!!

-Crash and Burn 

5 STAR BANGER

Jack Reacher (2012)

Following the disappearances of their best friends, Nick and Brantley, the Dirty Dudes throw on Jack Reacher to learn the tools of the trade. Bones didn’t even know this ISNT Rated-R, Kron is only a modern car guy and Dan goes on and on about the main miracle of pregnancy. Milk is for the baby, you perverts.

-Crash and Burn

The Lawnmower Man (1992)

Category: Software Upgrade (Microsoft More Like Microhard to Kill) 3/3

Kron Howard brings in a full on cyber christ with the third and finally installment of Software Upgrade. Nick escapes but Brantley from the Horror Drafts Podcast sticks around for chimps, lawnmowers and exclusive insider information from the directors cut. The dirty dudes and Brantley have a hell of the getting smarter and figuring out the origins of the robocall.

-Crash and Burn 

Class of 1999 (1990)

Category: Software Upgrade (Microsoft More Like Microhard to Kill) 2/3

The guys sign up for classes at Kennedy High in the Free-Fire Zone and get spanked by robot battle droid teachers. Brantley and Nick from the Horror Drafts Podcast are in class as well. Dan finds out he has been saying a bands name wrong for many years. The guys also get into the lube business. Hopefully you have enough megabytes to make it through this one. 

-Crash and Burn  

Eve of Destruction (1991)

Category: Software Upgrade (Microsoft More Like Microhard to Kill) 1/3

Bones uploads the first pick for a fresh ass category. The 5DR dudes kick off the war with the robots with this overlooked early 90's gem. The boys bring in Brantley & Nick from the Horror Drafts Podcast for some extra muscle. The guys crack beers, talk deep man friendships and losing certain body parts. Make sure you got enough data for this one. 

-Crash and Burn 

It's that time again...The dirty dudes sit back and tinker with the monster they have created called THE BIG BOARD. Love and respect does not matter when The Rewind comes to town. Kron also delivers a super fun Full Moon Entertainment quiz as well. Plus a brand spanking new category is revealed. 

-Crash and Burn 

2 DAY RENTAL 

Mad God (2021)

2 DAY RENTAL BONUS

Crimes of the Future (2022)

The Dirty Dudes sat in sad empty theaters to experience David Cronenberg’s return to Body Horror.

-Crash and Burn