Another session of stellar ass categories calls for another Rewind. Bold moves are brought to The Big Board. Nothing but gut wrenching drama coming from this Rewind, plus there are riddles involved. Friendships are destroyed and Letterboxd ratings are judged. We will be back to regular scheduled movie incompetence next week. 

-Crash and Burn  

Apocalypto (2006)

Category: Ancient Times 3/3

The guys wrapped up Ancient Times with one of the ultimate chase movies. Dan leads the guys on a wild chase through the Mayan jungles of Mexico this time around. The guys break down fact/fiction of this Mel Gibson powerhouse picture. The guys also pay tribute to the power of the Jaguar. Happy Holidays and Cheers!!!

-Crash and Burn  

Flesh + Blood (1985)

Category: Ancient Times 2/3

The guys try to show off their European geography as Bones takes them to Medieval Europe to deal with the black death along with all the other terrible things going on at that time in history. Nate Hands sneaks in with another uncomfortable opinion and Mr. Verhoeven tries his best at today's tech. The guys steal and loot their way through 1501...

-Crash and Burn

Pinocchio's Revenge (1996)

Category: Ancient Times 1/3

Kron finally receives the ultimate X-Mas present and presents the guys with the one film he's threatened for months. He also brings in mass confusion on what his category actually is as well. It leads to a pretty entertaining episode with some special guests along the way. As Kron claims "It's What The People Wanted"

-Crash and Burn

Batman Forever (1995)

Category: Brain Washed 3/3

Bones brings this category to a dramatic end with his most passionate and professional review yet. Batman Forever is truly held in a deep and romantic space in his heart. Kron and Dan try to poke a few holes in it but their effects are swatted down. Come along and share with us a new respect for air humping, coin flipping and onesies. WE WANT THE SCHUMACHER CUT!!!!

-Crash and Burn

Black Roses (1988)

Category: Brain Washed 2/3

Kron brings a straight stone cold classic back from our personal wine cellar of shit with the 2nd pick for Brain Washed. The dudes share their real life interaction with the director and shine a light on some of the early inspirations for 5DR. Bones gives a presentation on some great dance crazes through out history. The guys grab tickets front row center for Black Roses and beg for more.

-Crash and Burn 

The Brain (1988)

Category: Brain Washed 1/3

Dan kicks the door in on another bad ass category with a pretty bad movie. The guys bring in a special guest to join in on all the independent thinking. The boiler room heats up and the walls start closing in on Big Sodium as Kron exposes the real truth of this Canadian 80's horror flick. Is it an apple or a baseball...we're still trying to figure that out.

-Crash and Burn 

Hollow Man (2000)

Category: Wear a Mask, Please 3/3

Fueled on a large amount of twinkies, coffee and confidence Kron brings the second Kevin Bacon film to 5DR. The guys discuss their favorite animals, go into chili dog steroids and point out more bad decisions. A special guest stops in with his views and an invisible snake as well.    

-Crash and Burn

StageFright: Aquarius (1987)

Category: Wear a Mask, Please 2/3

The guys head back to Italy once again to witness one of the most bizarre theater plays ever created. Dan brings a good ol fashion slasher to the mix with more wacky characters than you can shake an ax at. Piggy Wiggly theory gets brought into the mix as well as another strange pop in with Nate Hands. This one will hit you right between the eyes. 

-Crash and Burn

The Phantom (1996)

Category: Wear a Mask, Please 1/3

Bones opens up this new category with another powerful performance by 5DR stand out Mr. Treat Williams. He also adds another lethal ingredient to the mix with Mr. Billy Zane. The guys heads explode by this point. Another classic review filled with a PSA, Bones trying to convince himself he can fight a certain badass and Kron trying to be the voice of reason. 

-Crash and Burn