Stone Cold (1991)

Category: MACHO MANIA 1/3

The guys have been pumping the heavy weights all week in order to get ready for MACHO MANIA. This new category is filled with lean muscles, fast cars, bigger explosions, babes and pet lizards. Laundry Dan deadlifts Stone Cold to the show as the first entry in MACHO MANIA. Be careful where you take that harmonica!!

-Crash and Burn   

Gone with the Pope (2010) (1976)

Category: My Face on the $1 Bill 3/3

Kron takes the guys back to Italy once again to meet with the Pope. They try to dig around the mind of Duke Mitchell and try to see where he's pointing this ship. It's a story of friendship, kidnapping and America in the 1970's...we think. Steve-O makes his return to 5DR and our favorite director stops in the add to the review as well. Bust out your favorite buddies from the pen and join in. 

-Crash and Burn

Old Henry (2021)

Category: My Face on the $1 Bill 2/3

Saddle up for a much needed trip to the frontier of the fine state of Oklahoma. Dan gets the guys all matching overalls as they take in what is sure to be a classic western. The gun fights are great, the hair is spot on, Trace Adkins joins in and shout out your favorite bird when the times comes. Stay away from the windows.

-Crash and Burn 

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot (1974)

Category: My Face on the $1 Bill 1/3

Bones drops the money bags with his first entry for our first category of 2022 and the guys were ready to get back to business. The guys travel back to the 70's with two titans of cinema, create the greatest monster truck ever. Kron also gives lessons on what your face should look like during the act of love. Steal a car and head to the drive in because 5DR is back in full throttle....

-Crash and Burn 

5 STAR BANGER

Sorcerer (1977)

The 50th episode is filled with dangerous explosives as Kron takes the guys through the jungles of South America with the classic Sorcerer (1977) This is a certified 5 Star Banger from the 5 Day Rentals crew. Plus it's way better than that new Matrix movie. Don't bother with a change of jeans because you will just sweat through them.

-Crash and Burn  

Another session of stellar ass categories calls for another Rewind. Bold moves are brought to The Big Board. Nothing but gut wrenching drama coming from this Rewind, plus there are riddles involved. Friendships are destroyed and Letterboxd ratings are judged. We will be back to regular scheduled movie incompetence next week. 

-Crash and Burn  

Apocalypto (2006)

Category: Ancient Times 3/3

The guys wrapped up Ancient Times with one of the ultimate chase movies. Dan leads the guys on a wild chase through the Mayan jungles of Mexico this time around. The guys break down fact/fiction of this Mel Gibson powerhouse picture. The guys also pay tribute to the power of the Jaguar. Happy Holidays and Cheers!!!

-Crash and Burn  

Flesh + Blood (1985)

Category: Ancient Times 2/3

The guys try to show off their European geography as Bones takes them to Medieval Europe to deal with the black death along with all the other terrible things going on at that time in history. Nate Hands sneaks in with another uncomfortable opinion and Mr. Verhoeven tries his best at today's tech. The guys steal and loot their way through 1501...

-Crash and Burn

Pinocchio's Revenge (1996)

Category: Ancient Times 1/3

Kron finally receives the ultimate X-Mas present and presents the guys with the one film he's threatened for months. He also brings in mass confusion on what his category actually is as well. It leads to a pretty entertaining episode with some special guests along the way. As Kron claims "It's What The People Wanted"

-Crash and Burn

Batman Forever (1995)

Category: Brain Washed 3/3

Bones brings this category to a dramatic end with his most passionate and professional review yet. Batman Forever is truly held in a deep and romantic space in his heart. Kron and Dan try to poke a few holes in it but their effects are swatted down. Come along and share with us a new respect for air humping, coin flipping and onesies. WE WANT THE SCHUMACHER CUT!!!!

-Crash and Burn