Nothing but Trouble (1991)

Category: Viewer Discretion Advised 2/3

We're legit now. Take a long road trip with us through Dan Aykroyd's fever dream of a flick. Kron goes to bat for Demi Moore but not for this movie. Dan fuels the no bird conspiracy by questioning ocean bound oil-covered ducks and Bones endures the longest debate in Rate My Letterboxd history. Get heavy, not hard

-Buddies Forever 

Brainscan (1994)

Category: Viewer Discretion Advised 1/3

Bones takes us on a trip through our childhoods as we ponder the films that we watched way too early in life. First up is a Eddy Furlong video game horror thriller. The Trickster shows up to cause some trouble and Nate Hands chimes in for a foot review as well. So grab all your buddies from your Horror Club and crank up the Primus because the Trickster is waiting...

-Buddies Forever

Once again...it's time to push each other buttons and destroy our friendships. That's what makes for good podcasting. We push the limits of Rate My Letterboxd and shift some picks on The Big Board. Oh and there's a Will Smith quiz as well. Enjoy all the chaos. We sure did. 

-Crash and Burn

Demons 2 (1986)

Category: Sequels Only 3/3

The boys finish up Sequels Only with a nice big filling of demons. They also go through the emotions on what would happen if Russian roulette ever came up. They confuse their love for 80's workout videos and there is plenty of The Smiths to go around as well. Grab a fern, watch out for that acid blood and stay out of the elevators. 

-Crash and Burn

2 DAY RENTALS

The Green Knight (2021)

In this week's 2 Day Rentals Episode we talk Dave Lowery's The Green Knight. Dan gets sophisticated as hell, Kyle agrees with Dan the whole time and Bones talks a lot for feeling like an idiot. Serious lack of kisses though. 

-Crash and Burn

Maniac Cop 2 (1990)

Category: Sequels Only 2/3

Mind if I smoke...the guys place Maniac Cop 2 in the classic Christmas movie section. They also establish all the new guidelines for cell phones/bathroom use. They really show their age in this one. Chug a Green Machine and join in for all the shoot outs and action. It's a good one.

-Crash and Burn 

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995)

Category: Sequels Only 1/3

We kick off the Sequels Only category with a rough one. It's easy to see why McConaughey and Zellweger want to forget about this one. Join us as we end up discussing the complete lack of chainsaw kill action, the depths of our rating system and Doritos flavors. 

-Crash and Burn

Dead Heat (1988)

Category: Detectives 3/3

Bones treats the gang to their second encounter with the always great hair of Mr. Treat Williams. They throw around some hot dog theory and take in all the wild shoot outs and special effects with Dead Heat. The half horror half action flick goes down smooth and Treat is becoming a household name here on 5DR but the boys don't seem to mind too much. 

-Crash and Burn 

I, the Jury (1982)

Category: Detectives 2/3

Sure this movie is about stone cold detective, Mike Hammer, but the stand out is Velda. She is a national treasure of a woman! Is the plot a little hard to follow? Was Jack bi? Who printed those orgy bingo cards? What's Dan's suit situation? Did McHammer have a cartoon show? None of this matters. All that matters is Velda.

-Crash and Burn 

Amsterdamned (1988)

Category: Detective 1/3

Dan takes us through the murderous canals of the Netherlands. Don't worry, there are many stop along the way to take a food break. The gang also shares condom knowledge. There are so many scuba tubes in this one but it leads to one hell of a boat chase. 

Live Mas, Dick Maas.

-Crash and Burn