For episode five of Staffcast, Trevor, Sean, and Richard are joined by Defector's David Roth to talk about Sean's fake height and incredibly accurate weight, hearing Chris Russo's voice in your ear, writing blurbs on the back of Topps cards, the baseball names Donald Trump would love saying the most, and more!

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Read David Roth's beautiful work:

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Episode art by Abigail Noy (sympatheticinker.com)

Edited by Italian Dave (twitter.com/theitaliandave)

Intro: Colour Television - Eddy Current Suppression Ring

Outro: Shooting Stars - Bag Raiders