5 Minutes, Figure It Out

The McRib is a sandwich that comes and goes like the waves of the sea. McDonalds brings back the McRib all the time like people are writing them letters letting them know that the McRib saved their family in Vietnam and its a crime that they have taken it away. 

If you have ever eaten a McRib, please reach out to me at [email protected], I can help you.

Just after having our initial McRib conversation, Bill goes out to experience the magic for himself and has a magical experience. Is the McRib good? Who knows. You might after this episode.

Again, if you find yourself eating a McRib and need help changing please reach out to me at [email protected], I would love to talk to you.

Hey kid, what's your grandpa like?

Classic rhymes am I right you guys? I ask Bill which wood is the best. Bill is a "seasoned journeyman artisan experienced wood man supreme" and knows a thing or two about big sticks growing out of the ground.

If you have any questions about which wood to build your next boat/house/bike out of, feel free to inquire at [email protected]

HES HEATING UP, and by he I mean the earth. Is this the end? Maybe.

Teach me how to grapple with my increasing anxiety and fear that life is but a meaningless dance before our inevitable demise at [email protected]