Nothing is going right for the University of Kentucky fan base. Mark Pope whiffed at all of the premium transfer portal talent. Will Stein is a U of Smell Cardinal spy. Governor Andy "Brashear" is also dogging the Wildcats. 

More bad news today: The Beasman just learned that Papa John is switching back to loving the filthy Cardinal birds and he's bringing his fat, garlic butter soaked wallet with him to help U of Smell pay all of their NIL bills.

Ain't nothing but a sad, sad time to be a loyal Kentucky Wildcats fan. The Beasman is already booking a hotel at the N.I.T., and only for the first night!

Terry Meiners analyzes another DIRTY ROTTEN THIEF! This time it's a woman who controls the accounting for the town of Dixon, Illinois. For two decades, no one noticed that she had pilfered over $50 million from the town coffers while she quietly bought horse farms and 400 horses on her $80,000 salary.

She finally took a vacation and the substitute accountant found a few financial oddities.

If only she'd invested in a Mikel Brown Jr. trading card, its explosive rise in value would surely have helped her recoup her ill gotten gains while she sneaked the city's money back into its proper account. Too bad! So sad!

University of Kentucky superfan The Beasman is sad that basketball season is over after another disappointing year for his Wildcats, but next season will bring rejuvenation!

"GIT READY FOR THE BEST OF VERSION OF KENTUCKY ATH-A-LETES EVER! U UH KAY IS LIKE ONE OF THEM OLD LADIES GITTIN PLASTIC SURGERY ON HER FACE AND HER NAY-NAY! WE’S IS REFRESHED, RENEWED, AND RECLAIMIN OUR YOUTH! WE LOOK GREAT EVEN IF WE CAINT DRIVE AT NIGHT OR GIT UP THE STAIRS WITHOUT A SKI LIFT CHAIR! WE IS THE CATS!"

Kentucky's Republican state senators and representatives will honor retiring Senator Mitch McConnell, the longest serving Senate party leader in U.S. history, with a statue in Frankfort's Capitol Rotunda.

WHAS Radio's Terry Meiners discusses McConnell's impact on Kentucky prominence and abundant federal funding - "punching above our weight" in the senator's words - leading to this honor.

Democrats, most notably, Governor Andy Beshear, are not thrilled with the idea of honoring McConnell alongside statues of Abraham Lincoln, Henry Clay, and Ephraim McDowell.

Meiners unpacks the drama of a supermajority of Republicans laughing while floundering Democrats (who've "lost the plot" according to Rahm Emmanuel) kick and scream at the inevitable addition honoring McConnell's legacy.

Will they ultimately pass a law requiring Beshear to salute the McConnell statue every time he walks out of his office?

University of Kentucky superfan The Beasman is relishing Duke's shocking loss to UConn. Kentucky fans live to hate Duke so he's dancing on clouds of joy.

Now all Cat fans have to hope that sewer mouth Dan Hurley of UConn will lose in the Final Four because America can't tolerate a guy and his foulmouth mama winning on the biggest stage. The Hurley family uses F-words in their Easter Sunday dinner prayer! Let's all pray that God doesn't allow the skeezy Hurley family to vulgarize the United States with their trash culture fan base.

Go Cats! And shoutout up on Brokeback Mountain to Slick Rick Pitino who's getting ulcers in obscurity watching his rival Dan Hurley get all the media attention they both crave.

Entrepreneur Mike Repole spoke with WHAS Radio's Terry Meiners on his Louiville Kings launch, his admiration and support for Rick Pitino and St. John's, and his upcoming Kentucky Derby and Kentucky Oaks contenders.

Repole's energy is limitless and his love for the city of Louisville abundant.

WHAS Radio host Terry Meiners riffs on the mid robots prancing around the White House today, the need for autonomous cars to thwart drunk/drugged drivers, and NASA offering the chance to live on the moon. 

Terry will take a pass on that last one. Let him know how it goes, moon boy.

The Beasman is not taking UK basketball's season ending beatdown well 24 hours after the final horn. But he is thrilled that Loserville is also out of the NCAA Tournament after losing to Michigan State.

It's all sadness in these parts. "Twenty million down the tarlit!"

What's next for Mark "Kenny" Pope? Should Kentucky pay more than the $22 they dished out last season for lackluster results?

Stay tuned.