Risk-taking, permanence, regret, pain -- the ancient art of tattooing has it all when it comes to the metaphors marketers love to employ. It’s the one where Andrew tries to name all the Friends.

Here are links to the ads we talked about on this week’s show:

Uber Eats - Jelly Roll

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/67Ll/uber-eats-super-bowl-2024-teaser-tattoos-featuring-jelly-roll

Amazon One Medical - Festival Tattoo

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/Ty_P/amazon-one-medical-festival-tattoo

Cafe Santo Doming - Tattoo vs No tattoo

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/5T9b/caf-santo-domingo-tattoo-vs-no-tattoo

HP Instant Ink - Out of Ink

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wk1T/staples-hp-savings-month-tattoo-parlor-ink

Cole Escola on Colbert

https://youtu.be/loYSPOl--c4?t=261

Dollar Shave Club - Noticeably smooth

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/bepJ/dollar-shave-club-tattoo

Pizza Hut - Spicy Lovers

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/qPRd/pizza-hut-spicy-lovers-pizza-tattoo-featuring-craig-robinson

Milky Way - No regerts

https://youtu.be/Diyqt5KNvTo?si=G2Uf4WvCuzNvvrXA

AT&T - OK Tattoo parlor

https://youtu.be/8j1dx3MmBLQ?si=hEpUx4bbI5kOtb8U

Visa - Oh Donna

https://youtu.be/uRfG-uNNrnw?si=G7ZLvy-QEMy1jOK7

CDW - Employee Tattoos

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/tx4d/cdw-tattoos

Outpost.com - Toddlers

https://youtu.be/iTVrQcJ_AHA?si=_BktCNOxYfnKuLUP

76 Gas - Chest Tattoo

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AVZg/76-gas-station-kickback-card-chest-tattoo

Smartwater - Too cool for walking

https://youtu.be/LvVhtMnTIcQ?si=L4-QGQGtfWGAZCSP

Verizon - Upgrade

https://youtu.be/ZEPmyAIoas4?si=fyfjPRVHAmaSmsi0

Tonight Show - Pete Davidson

https://youtu.be/zyWpOBfq1nk?si=DvfyGTLt4_T3rc52

Fruit Rollup Tattoos

https://youtu.be/tziB5Uw3iGQ?si=8za2LdMz7FpZ6VZ9

Edgewater boats - Jaws parody

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/5MiS/edgewater-boats-tattoo