A gift from a listener promises to be “better than A.I.” when it comes to helpful household hints. It also leads Hanna and Andrew down memory lane to a time when women could clean and moisturize their hands at the same time. (Oh, Madge!) 

Andrew’s saga involving a mystery smell in his basement has gone from bad to worse, and he’s now dealing with biblical levels of pestilence. Meanwhile, Hanna had quite the fright getting out of bed the other day, and it reminded her why it’s important to keep her spaces clean.

Andrew has a mystery smell in his basement, and he’s tearing the whole place apart trying to figure it out. AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE TOP STORY TODAY! He also found an unwanted “gift” on his treelawn, and he’s raging mad about it. Meanwhile, Hanna finally met the stain that she might not be able to beat.

Hanna is in Seattle, so she and Andrew get to do the show together in the same studio, along with a dog and a cat who might want to be friends? They talk about the scent profiles and ridiculous cleaning policies of AirBNB rentals. Plus a Scrub Jockey offers advice on where to begin cleaning a seemingly uncleanable mess.

Hanna introduces Andrew to a disturbing trend on TikTok involving messy, messy situations. Andrew, meanwhile, has some questions about epsom salt. 

Hanna and Andrew hear some more stories of wonderful roadside finds, and they get an important follow-up to a story about a huge mess on a white couch. 

Hanna and Andrew listen in as the Scrub Jockeys share jaw-dropping stories of the biggest messes they’ve ever made or had to clean up. 

Hanna and Andrew talk about the fine line between leaving free stuff on the curb and illegal dumping. And the Scrub Jockeys weigh-in with some of their best streetside finds!

Andrew reveals a big twist in his ongoing air freshener saga. Hanna’s got some solid seasonal advice regarding coolers. And they are excited to talk about curbside treasures and curbside trash with the Scrub Jockeys. 

Andrew’s been dealing with a significant case of the dropsies lately, which is leading to more, shall we say, cleaning opportunities. He and Hanna also learn about some of the wonderful tools used by car detailers, and now they’re going to buy them all.