<div>Don’t trust Crystal with your Mexican drug operation, the Bay Area has been going thru it, tell your callers when they’re on speakerphone, Kanye does gospel, the universe is being weird, Always removed a logo no one really cares about, don’t be racist for Halloween </div>
<div><br>
</div>
<div>Enjoy xo</div>

Don’t trust Crystal with your Mexican drug operation, the Bay Area has been going thru it, tell your callers when they’re on speakerphone, Kanye does gospel, the universe is being weird, Always removed a logo no one really cares about, don’t be racist for Halloween Enjoy xo

Don’t trust Crystal with your Mexican drug operation, the Bay Area has been going thru it, tell your callers when they’re on speakerphone, Kanye does gospel, the universe is being weird, Always removed a logo no one really cares about, don’t be racist for Halloween&nbsp;
<br>

Enjoy xo

53: 11 Dicks

<div>Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more. <br>
“Nothing is off limits and <em>everything</em> is funny”<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>

</div>

Comedy

Improv

Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more. “Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”

Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more. <br>
“Nothing is off limits and <em>everything</em> is funny”<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>



Share 53: 11 Dicks

Sign up to save your podcasts

53: 11 Dicks

53: 11 Dicks

More shows like Hello Dysfunction

Other People’s Lives

Dumb Blonde

LA PLATICA

EVERYNIGHTNIGHTS PODCAST

Noche de Pendejadas with Alannized

The Viral Podcast

Murder, Mystery & Makeup

Chins & Giggles

We're All Insane

the CRUDA REALIDAD PODCAST

Overcomfort Podcast with Jenicka Lopez

Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro

Behind The Likes

DaBaddest Radio

Dark History