Neji vs. Spider-Man. The Dirtbag Squad vs. The Orochimaru Goons. A Whole Bunch of Prisoners vs. A Whole Bunch of Prisoners. Orochimaru vs. A Suspiciously Modern Shower. Taylor vs. Pronouncing Words. The Lack of Motor Vehicles in Naruto vs. Kabuto's Several Computers.

There's a whole lot of battles going on in this week's pair of episodes, and we're here to break them all down.

It's NARUSHOW!