We needed to have an even number of awards for our championship bracket, so we're back with one final week to decide which celebrity trio would be the best group to cast as cats, and to ring in the Year of Reading 2026.

The audio breaks again at the end so I had to cut some out! Sorry! Imagine KT talking about Kieran Culkin as a cat, I'm sure if you're a loyal listener you can basically autofill that in your brain at this point.

What's up gamers, it's your local crew of baby princesses and also a koopa skeleton coming at you live discussing the best stages of life and avoiding all the real world politics that you should be getting elsewhere.

Some familiar faces are getting together to talk about the best sport to use for a Mad World edit. We're also doing free advertising for the next superstar of Canadian media, Heated Rivalry.

After an apology for the poor jury selection last week, three doctors get together to figure out which insult from the popular christmas tune "you're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" would hurt the worst.

A bunch of guys with a lot of potential are getting together to determine how to cheer people up.

Nominees: hot chocolate, a nice kind word, letting everyone go

Other topics: meditation, impressions, how to pick better characters

A broken man, a father trying his best, and an aspiring musician are figuring out murder methods.

Nominees: club killing, lots of pills, destroy an entire country

Other topics: dog guitar, Trivago, piles of money, cloning, terrible bosses, piercings

A bunch of tuna cans get together to decide what the worst list to be on is.

Nominees: Epstein list, naughty list, Times 100 best podcasts

Other topics: Types of cryptids, the rules of the north pole, science, squilfs

Joner Nintendo, Bob King from Bowling, and Wade McTire discuss Sheep Week traditions and decide the best basher.

nominees: Hard Headed Knock Kids, anti-HHKK, and bighorn sheep 

other topics: all the other usual stuff that is not timely or friendly to the algorithm (public transit, horror movies, Jacob Elordi)

A pure angel, a bust demon, and the sexual inspector spector gather to discuss tubes and their products.

nominees: I don't even want to list them this week this podcast will not see the light of heaven

other topics: pollution and coffee

A farmer, a government man, and a gun walk into a bar and decide what event has hurt Canadians the most.

Nominees: local theatre, the ostrich massacre, snowball fights

Other topics: playground race wars, black market sales