KT is teaching us all about Sonic the Hedgehog movies 1 and 2. We're also wondering what Timothy Chalamet's best role is, if King Arthur knew about cocaine, and all the usual business.

The homestuck website broke, so...I guess we're done? Don't worry, we've got big ideas for the show moving forward, including a feature length film starring America's favorite Oscar winner.

in our penultimate episode of Homestuck coverage we're talking about how to approach time travel, internet lawsuits, liam's new favorite joke, and becoming meme. pretty much.

In the first half of the episode, we talk about a bunch of trolls dying in Homestuck. In the second half, where the juice is, we talk about Liam's return to hockey, the greatest Canadian of all time as decided by committee, and how all of you dipshit Americans need to get another fixation.

Chirp Liam here: https://discord.gg/uNwkdSnpQf

The superbowl, new OnlyFans, Dutch drinking games. These are just a few of the dark and twisted topics we talk about this week. Care to join us on this macabre carousel?

ALSO! Liam and KT have made a kickstarter for their Dungeons & Dragons zine! Check it out, the Canadian dollar sucks so it is very cheap:

Click here to help us print our zine!

It's a light week of Homestuck because we were busy partying (jealous?). However, the conversations we did read made us want to crawl out of our own skin. Aside from awkward rejections and a murdered main character, we talk about Baltimore Ravens sex crimes, how to deal with the billionaires, and the importantce of respecting the fourth wall.

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We're having a hard time summarizing Homestuck at this point, as anyone who actually reads that comic can probably understand. So, after talking briefly about our favorite little guys, it's a lot of dungeons and dragons, the woke mob cancelling comedians, and puppy girls. There's like, a lot about puppy girls.

What if trolls and humans could fall in love? What if Fritz the cat succeeded in his revolution? What if Duncan was a sexy rabbit? What if team Canada heard this episode and decided to put us on the national volleyball team? What if everything was cyberpunk?

We got to the end of act 5 part 1 this week, because Liam will not stop reading. The trolls finish their session, Karkat invents forums, Vriska fucking dies. Also discussed: mandolins, bad friends, vyvanse.

This week we're figuring out how troll love works in the Homestuck lore, and what that could mean about explaining (and excusing ::::) ) character behavior. Also, some new guys we forgot about get introduced, and some of them live underwater. We also check in on Elon Musk and confirm how many legs each animal has.