This episode is basically half arguing about Vriska and half praising Robert Eggers/trying to convince the online masses that you shouldn't want to fuck Nosferatu.

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We're in act 5, which means we're finally meeting the trolls! Mostly, though, we're talking about Mr. Beast's Amazon Prime show, Beast Games. Don't get me wrong, we're excited about Homestuck, but it doesn't foretell the apocalypse quite like Beast does.

We've finished act 4! There's a lot of plot, and to be honest, we're starting to lose track of what's going on. That doesn't stop us from adding to Dave's tally of horrible traumas, figuring out the market value of a Creed ticket, and discussing the OnlyFans economy.

We're back to our regularly scheduled comic, folks. Homestuck welcomes us back with open arms as Dave travels through time, John dies (and un-dies) and the trolls get a little more active. We really hate when Hussie writes about himself, though.

Homestuck tonite?

Homestuck tonight queen??

Didn't read any homestuck this week due to kt's birthday, poker tournament, and didn't wanna.

Please enjoy the following conversations instead:

Ghost kinsey scale, John Mulaney and the 12 Apostles, one night stand with a War Boy, and mostly 40 full minutes of starting a cult.

We got to page 1525 of Homestuck this week! Things that happened: John is hanging out with salamanders, all the kids are in the game, Dave has a hoarder kernel sprite, we meet the the tot4lly 3p1c n3w troll gallowsCallibrator.

Liam is wondering how many people he knew as a teen were secretly reading Homestuck. Duncan has questions about concert etiquette. KT is into musicals all of a sudden? We all wonder who would be the worst server host out of the cast of one of our other podcasts, The Devil's Playground.

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The hosts are all sleepy after a weekend trip. We finished act 3 of Homestuck (yay) and the intermission (raucous boos). On the docket this week: Homestuck scholarship, eating gushers right into the mic, and the plight of the average American blue collar worker.

We've read 1,000 pages of Homestuck. Only 7,000 more to go! We've finally met the last kid, got our first taste of the trolls, and the plot is starting to get weird. We think fantasy books have too many terms for stuff, maybe? Some of the hosts are lying, and some are telling the truth.

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We're soaring through Homestuck, at least according to acts. Those are all about the same length, right?

Dave's troubling home life is in the spotlight, John has to get ready for a boss fight, Rose really does need to get away from that forest fire, and Jade finally showed up! The hosts discuss the curse that is the male rib and explain what Tumblr used to be like in the golden days.