The Podcast Awards

we found three real scumbags from reality tv and documentaries to determine the most evil man on earth.

Nominees: Jared Leto, Nate from Euphoria, Jeff Bezos

Other topics: feet bones, cruise dreams, how ticklish are you?

the grandchildren of frankenstein and frankenstein's monster, under the moderation of their kindergarten teacher, decide on the best city for a zombie to live.

nominees: Cairo, Berlin, Las Vegas

other topics: Haikyuu! fly high (again), volunteering at casinos, local politics

Your favourite Thanksgiving sides are getting together to figure out what we're most grateful for in time for the (Canadian) holiday.

Nominees: robot bodies, the power of music, not having uncle problems

Other topics: band class, Brits, uber-based credit card theft, pickpockets, late trains

R.L. Stein, the Cryptkeeper, and a working actor arachnid get together to chat about spooks, scares, frights, chills, and award the best movie to watch instead of Jeepers Creepers.

Nominees: Willard, Trick or Treat, Legally Blonde

Other topics: Basically one big list of movies, we also talk about eating buildings again

We have recieved feedback that we can be too negative. we would never want our listeners to be stressed out or agitated, especially in this difficult time in the world. Robert Munsch, Eeeyore, and Mr. Rogers have adjusted our topics and gotten the necessary prescriptions to ensure a smooth and enjoyable podcast experience. We are deciding the award for "things I want to do." We are learning. We are holding your hand.

Nominees: eating a building, going on a British panel show, fall activities with friends

Other topics: customizing your child, the invention of nails, books for kids

Howard Stern, Scrappy Doo (short for Dupont), and the girl get together to decide what the most cringe inducing online behavior was and electrify your morning commute.

Nominees: Ned Fulmer, MAGA Aunts, Travis McElroy

Other topics: waking up, blood diamonds, twitter main characters, how to pickle a mouse

Marshall Mathers, Peter Parker, and Mark Messier are convening to announce what women should be doing with their lives.

Nominees: wife, witch, cat person

Other topics: Charlie Kirk, what athletes are allowed to do, superheroes, artisanal marketplaces

The guy who steals all your lighters, not the girl you bring home to mom, and the demon that ate last week's episode gather to decide the "fell for it again" award.

Nominees: harpies/sirens, Haikyuu! Fly High, hitchhikers

Other topics: how much candy can one guy eat, who would you let in your car, is there a way to get rid of microplastics?

Cheester Cheetah, Tony the Tiger, and the gorilla from the gluten free cereal box are voting on the most fun thing to talk shit about.

Nominees: other cities, reality tv, and a third secret thing

Other topics: Duncan's bustling social life, Thomas' eating habits, Final Draft

The Ghost of Anthony Bourdain, a contestant on GBBO, and Keanu Reeves (from the hit game Cyberpunk 2077) discuss the burning question: “What sounds the best?”

Nominees are: Sony MDR 7506 headphones, the retelling of the Romance of the 3 Kingdoms, and the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack

Other topics include ghost food in purgatory and Dynasty Warriors. That's kind of a big one today.