We saw that Time Magazine released a list of the top 100 podcasts of all time, and it sucked, and we somehow have not recieved any acolades for our history of genre-defining programs, so we're rebranding and taking matters into our own hands.

Some topics this week: live music etiquette, Lord of the Rings, lightning, Pythagoras the fraud

Nominees this week: math, bathing regularly, and forks

Ira Glass will probably stop listening before we talk about gooning in the USS Enterprise, right?

I am not comfortable enough with the algorithm to put mechahitler in the title.

Who should play Conan, what are those evil Oilers up to, how do we impress Jesus when he comes back, and why are these anime girls running so fast? All this, and more, on the list of topics we check off this week.

We're live on location in nature, enjoying some alcoholic capris suns and letting time mosey on by. The first half of this episode is the classic and beloved hosts you know, and then they get distracted and mostly wander off for a new cast of characters (and some returning favorites) to round out the hour. Featuring witch hunts, soundscapes, and marshmallow burgers.

Walk through the story of Liam's birthday/Duncan and KT's military brilliance in the game Diplomacy, dance on the Oilers' grave, and tell us if you think showing up to youth sports for the love of the game would be weird or actually kind of a chill ass move.

We're talking about board game strategies and politics, Japan, Reddit guys (again), Newport cigarettes, all of our friends, and working long hour for no money.

Three ancient monsters reunite to talk about if they'd rather eat a dog or be impolite, Lilo and Stitch, and all of the wrong things that are happening to their bodies.

We're learning the ages of people we respect (or don't), putting fruits into a tier list, and revealing Duncan's personal information so you guys can send him a pipe bomb.

We went to see the new Tim Robinson movie, because we heard it was nuts.

Spoilers at 28 minutes, unrelated discussion about OnlyFans strategy at 55 minutes