I think I'm the world's worst 33 year old adult. How do people do...anything? (0:40). But I am good at TV, and I was happy to do it again for the first time in 2.5 years today. Am I an asshole to be bitter about no Seattle stations having me on? Plus, I still want Carlos Correa back. (3:58) Baseball is getting stuffed in a locker by Tiger Woods at the Masters. (6:52) Former #Texans LB Whitney Mercilus retired. He had a good career. But PLEASE don't tell me he belongs in any Ring of Honor. Which led me to this idea: the SARCASTIC Texans ring of honor (12:53). Meanwhile, the Seahawks have their eye on a rookie QB, and on paper it makes sense (20:30). Is Will Smith...better than Ezra 😎? (27:08) Finally, a quick dive into an abyss of kiss-ass tweets to...Mr. T? (31:10)