Opening Day is a holiday to most people across the country.

It's pretty crazy that people will pay stupid sums of money to attend Opening Day when tomorrow's game will be dirt cheap.

It's amazing that so no other sport has truly been able to capture the same Opening Day vibes as baseball.

Astros fans are still sad about the stadium name change.

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As it relates to discussing the transfer portal, most conversations lack nuance.

Over 1,000 basketball players entered the portal. I'm fine with this.

Let's have a nuanced talk about the portal.

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I am a radio idiot who has gotten fired...a few times. I'm aware of what it takes to get unjobbed.

That said, this Dan Bernstein in Chicago losing his job over a fish is truly the best unjobbing story ever.

I was reading a story that blamed social media for Dan's demise. Here's a thought, blame the dumbass who is fighting with people over a FISH.

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First off, some of the podcast listeners have been bitching about a lack of episodes. I love you guys. I appreciate the interest. But, some days I don't have anything to say.

Second, the new "Snow White" movie was a bomb...you know, perhaps don't be hyper political and maybe your film will have a shot.

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Jilly was telling me about some story that said the women's basketball tournament is more interesting than the mens...is it?

Men's college basketball is a snooze and most people can't name a handful of players.

The WVU mens basketball coach left for Indiana and he's catching some hell from WVU fans...I feel like I can sort of relate.

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Jilly and I spent Movie and Mexican Tuesday seeing a film called "The Monkey"...

It was actually not bad. I enjoyed it.

There was a woman in the theater who actually made the movie experience even better.

I saw a study that claims 20% of kids use their phones in the theater. Id assume the number is higher.

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I wish I got as excited about March Madness as I did when I was a kid.

For whatever reason, the tournament just doesn't really do anything for me anymore. I guess that's part of getting older.

I was reading a story about how the SEC is going to have a let down in the tourney...well, they have 14 teams in the dance...some of them will lose.

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I stopped reading the "For You" tab on Twitter and I notice a change in the content of the podcast.

Do you think it's a good change?

There is a radio host in Chicago who went off on social media and now he's suspended. These old school media guys have totally lost their minds in the era of social media.

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We had a massive storm roll through the region on Friday. It was pretty gnarly and I was actually somewhat worried.

Our internet went out so I was forced to find DVD's to watch. I don't have many DVD's.

I got a random call from a Philly listener. I have no clue how this guy had my number..but it was totally random.

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First off, we have a heartwarming story of a Houston embalmer who cut the penis off a corpse...

From there, we transition to the story of Coleman Hawkins. He who is a college basketball who transferred from Illinois to Kansas State because he got "the bag".

Apparently he got $2 million to play at K-State. They've been bounced from the conference tournament and Hawkins cried at his locker while discussing the situation.

I have no issue with college players getting paid. However, the people who have been loudest in supporting these young dudes getting big checks, never seem to think of the downside...and there is a downside.

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