Pre-order Nukem The Board Game now for your exclusive yellow cake game pieces, available whilst stockpiles last for the next 4 billion years... meanwhile Roboflag has a sleepy poo.

Are we seeing the beginnings of the toyification of Robocop as he's a surprise hit amongst the kiddywinks? Meanwhile in the reboot JEEBUS WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THE BLOOD COME FROM!?!?!?!

Robocop is approaching an incredibly delicate hostage situation with the life of the Detroit Mayor at stake, meanwhile Roboflag is suffering from those pesky emotions.

In this minute the media gets their first glimpse at the future of law enforcement, whilst Roboflag has a weepy bland facetime conversation. We're also once again joined by Luke Milton of Dungeons and Drongos infamy, so go check his podcast out!

We are joined by one of the great cock masters of the universe Luke Milton as we watch Creep 1 get shot in the dick. Plus Simon finally has things to say about what he hates about the best scene in the Robocop remake.

Two creeps are about to learn an extremely harsh lesson on informed consent, and we get into a really interesting and deep decision about the brain and technology whilst Roboflag is still a head on a stick.

Robocop bursts his first perp and his first fridge, whilst Roboflag just a cold hard dose of his reality.

It's time for Robocop, Robocop's theme, he goes to kick some ass...

Meanwhile in the, more boring film, Roboflag has a nap... and nearly drowns!

As Bob is basking in the glory of his new toy shooting a paper target incredibly well, Lewis starts to piece together what truly happened to her former partner. Meanwhile Roboflag goes for a light jog.

In an episode of firsts we get the first mention of the Prime Directives, the first glimpse of the Auto-9 in action, and the first time Morton sexually assaults a female colleague... on camera at least. Meanwhile in 2014, Murphy learns to walk.