Alex rejects Clarence's advances by telling him about he really truly feels about the cold blooded murderer, leading Clarence to make a mistake that will eventually cost him and his crew their shot at leading the town.

And something happens in 2014, maybe, we're not entirely sure. Probably something stupid like setting up a bomb in broad daylight in a well populated area, something like that.

Sparks fly when Alex first meets Clarence eye to eye, neither of them would realise that they would each become to most important person for the rest of their lives. Plus things happen in 2014.

RSVP Dougie, we literally barely knew ye, plus one of the great lines. Meanwhile in gaslighting we have to deal with those pesky emotions getting in the way of our robotsmans.

In this minute we find out Lewis's one major weakness that will be her literal downfall, plus we actually have something nice to say about the remake and we delve a little into the idea of transhumanism.

Bobby puts the chase to a flying stop, so Lewis and her sidekick Murphy head to the old mill to get some cider. Plus we talk some more about how the remake could have been so much better, and even praise it's production design.

Clarence Boddicker, being one of the foremost intellectuals of his time, decides it's the perfect time to see if indeed a man can fly. Plus there is some solid good conversation to be had about the 2014 remake... shame it's mostly about how it could have actually been good if it had been smart.

Here is something we briefly talking about in a recent episode, however due to technical reasons I've added a little insert at the beginning so the story can make some sense... plus you get to see what we're like when we're not talking Robert Cop 2. Enjoy!

Wholesome Coffee Time is forever interrupted by the dastardly machinations of Clarence Boddicker and his goons. Meanwhile in an alternate universe we finally find a US Senator that actually cares about human life.

In this the season of gift giving, here's a bonus episode full of holiday cheer... or basically we just rifftrax the Christmas episode of the long forgotten Robocop Alpha Commando cartoon. ENJOY!

You spin me right round, baby right round, like a weapon baby, right round, round, round...