A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but have you heard about what birds are doing to themselves? Do you want that going on in your hand? If you close your fist, you don't know what's happening in there, that bird could be up to all sorts, and you wouldn't know. That's why they call it Schrödinger's Bird - because that bird is doing something to its dinger and you can be Schrö you don't know.

Anyway this week, Log's basically talking about all that, Steve's understanding more about the whole Pepto Bismol situation, and Joe is booted off the podcast briefly due to more scandal.