69th Base With Doug Mellard

Hunter Duncan and Jason Jepson drop by to bash bad Skip Bayless takes with a post-musical festival Doug.  Doug shares his Desert Daze experiences (Wu-Tang, Port-o-potties, mushrooms, ++) and they talk about the Jets' upset, Kawhi, the infamous Tom Brady kiss, Nick Foles' bulge, Nazis, and much more. Hunter and Jason also surprise Doug with an impromptu hymn. 

Mikey is back on along with Doug's childhood bff Jason Nuckolls. Doug shares a story involving booze and cops. They talk about all the Dak Prescott backpedaling, Skip's awful takes on Dak being the most criticized qb ever and Aaron Donald being overrated. They also do a deep dive into Skip's psyche and another interview clip is played from Skip's former employee that reveals too much.  

Things get WEIRD this week! Mikey Ayers is back with Doug to rip on Skip after they went to the crazy Rams game and immediately caused a scene.  Doug tells an absurd story about a car chase he was in (8:41). They discuss all the worst takes of the week from Skip Bayless and others (15:30) such as Dak is doing better than Mahomes, the case for Case Keenum, and more. They go over Skip's hedged bets of the week (38:51), Amazon reviews for Ernestine Bayless's book (42:02), AND they have a clip from an exclusive interview (42:50) with a former Skip Bayless employee! They drop a new rumor about Skip (49:32), Doug explains the Richard Gere gerbil rumor to Mikey, and they discuss Skip's favorite food (53:43).

Tess Barker and Sean Green join Doug to talk about why Skip Bayless sucks as a Cowboys fan, Antonio Brown selling everyone out and going back to school, why Sean isn't a fan of Joe Buck, what defines "Philly trash," the infamous Tom Brady kiss, broken vows, and more! As always, they tear into the worst arguments from the worst sports "experts."

This week Andrew Polk drops back in to talk about his Saints' woes and SKIP'S WIFE WAS ON HIS SHOW. We break that down along with revisionist history on Dak, Skip having another problem with Lebron, Jason Whitlock yelling at the clouds, Skip's favorite band, and an absurd story from Doug about an O.J. Simpson autograph.

Comedian/Eagles fan Blake Wexler joins Doug to discuss overreactions from Skip Bayless & co. about week 1 of the NFL, T.O. on A.B., Skip Bayless feeling sad for his buddy Tom Brady, Skip's hobbies, and why you're a psychopath if you knock on someone's front door.  

Doug has special guests Mike Wiebe and Mikey Ayers on to talk about why Doug sucks at going streaking, Skip Bayless being featured on InforWars, Colin Cowherd & Skip calling Patrick Mahomes overrated, more on Dak & Zeke, and plenty more in the sports world. Plus, booze and bad attention spans lead to some stories about run-ins with celebrity crushes and Mikey revealing how an ex-NFL star ruined a relationship with an ex-girlfriend.

Doug shares a bizarre Lyft experience and has comedian Jon Huck on to discuss how Skip Bayless turned Andrew Luck's retirement into a self-serving platform, Stephen A. Smith saying Patrick Chung's cocaine charge will tarnish the Patriots' image, more dumb Skip remarks, as well as what Skip was like as a teammate. Plus, a really fun new segment! 

Doug opens up about a weird story in San Francisco and has guest Chris Charpentier weigh in on that as well Skip and Shannon debating a dumb Jerry Jones joke, Will Cain being a hypocrite, why Colin Cowherd is more immature than Baker Mayfield, and an amazing dive into the daily life of Woody Paige.

Doug discusses a rather bizarre incident involving Tupperware fanatics and rails against Skip Bayless and his endless need for validation.  Comedian Joe Faina drops by to talk with Doug about Jason Whitlock essentially calling himself out, a Will Cain overreaction, a theory on why Skip is so dug into Tom Brady playing forever, a classic Stephen A. flub, the life of Skip's dog, and more. Plus, bonus guest M. K. Paulsen drops in for a minute and is jealous Doug farts freely into a microphone.