69th Base With Doug Mellard

Doug tells a disgusting nightmare of a story involving a water park and rants against Skip Bayless's lack of draft pick knowledge. Special guest comedian Andrew Polk drops by to discuss how idiotic Skip's take on Dak being left out of the top 100 is, how dumb his take on Amari, Dak, and Zeke taking discounts is, why Colin Cowherd is definitely wrong about a couple things, the Saints, Tom Brady, what Skip Bayless was like as a child, and much more.

Doug reveals a bizarre story explaining why he's a Cowboys fan and is baffled by why Skip Bayless thinks he's relevant. Special guest Josh Potter joins him to talk about how crazy Stephen A. Smith and Michael Irvin are together, why Will Cain is way off on a hot take yet again, Tom Brady's strange training habits, why Skip Bayless isn't a real Cowboys fan, and much more.

Doug is frustrated with Skip Bayless and Will Cain putting a target on the backs of Cowboys fans by being unrealistic. He shares an embarrassing story involving an old burrito and then has comedian David Huntsberger back on to talk about realistic expectations, burritos, Terrell Owens, and Sean Lee.  They also provide way too early division picks for the upcoming season and dive into some Twitter trolling on Skip and Jason Whitlock.

In the first episode, Doug talks about a terrible conversation he overheard and why Skip Bayless is having the worst summer ever. He speaks with special guest David Huntsberger about Skip's worst arguments, why Frank Gore is the best, the absurd Patriots advantage, and more.