If you want to install a robot to bathe him, go to episode 14. Robot Baths.

If you want to hire a human, go to episode 15. Human Baths.

Vanguard Estates is a production of Flash Forward. The story was written by me, Rose Eveleth; edited by Ace Tilton Radcliffe and Georgia Wyatt; and produced by Ozzy Llinas Goodman. The sound design is by Mischa Stanton and music is by Ilan Blanck. 

The voice actors for Welcome to Vanguard Estates are:

An earlier version of Vanguard Estates was originally performed live for Pop-Up Magazine. 

You can also play through a web version of the story at flashforwardpod.com/vanguard, which features really cool illustrations by Mattie Lubchansky.

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