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0:24 Chris' Intro and Fanboyism

2:59 Spyro the Burger King

8:09 Shitty Merchandise

12:39 "What makes you sick?"

17:17 Dailymotion

*21:43 Dollar Shave Club

24:04 Chris' Uncovered Passions

28:40 Prewritten Material

*35:11 Hubble Contacts

41:22 Masturbation

*47:55 Blue Apron

51:19 Desired Skills

54:54 Anti-Pedophile Programming

58:51 Incels

1:13:24 Mark Zuckerburg

1:15:51 Height limits

1:21:24 9/11

1:26:39 Patreon Questions

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