This is not our preferred gaming face

This week we discover who the Real Gamer is on the podcast as Jessica dominates in a game that Anna can barely play.

Anna also wades into the dangerous territory of the top charts on the App Store and samples an arty game (they do exist on mobile!) that may or may not be awful. You’ll have to listen to find out.

And, of course, as is often our way, we have some important anger to share with you. You don’t have to agree with our anger of course. But you do have to listen to it :)

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Stuff we mentioned:

• iKlear cleaning solution
• Disney Crossy Road (iOS, Android & WinPho)
• Shadow Bug (iOS only)
• Jessica's video to help Anna
• Mutant Mudds (iOS only)
• Radiation Island (iOS only)
• Crashlands (iOS, Android & Steam)
• Evo Explores (iOS & Android)
• Sara and Death (iOS & Android)
• Killscreen article
• Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal
• Our episode with Matt Ditton
• App Store secret team
• The defunct iAd
• Most people play mobile games to waste time
• Rust Bucket (iOS & Android)
• Tanya's piece on Dark Souls 3
• Manveer Heir
• Brandon Williamson
• #notGDC
• Chrome extension to replace Dark Souls
• Nerd gatekeeping sucks t-shirts