CW: The first 3 minutes of this podcast are just Nathan talking about the events at Apalachee HS last week. It's not graphic, but it's intense. So be aware. 

Yara and Nathan are here to talk you through the week that was from the very, very, bad, to the game on Saturday, which represented a well-needed break for so many of us. Highlights include: 

• Nathan talks about Apalachee - 00:00 - 3:32
• Qualitative Review - 6:54
  • Yara and Nathan go to Sephora
  • Yara teaches you how to take a selfie
  • Did y'all know we have a Swedish dual citizen on this podcast? 
  • Sanford stadium renovations: pretty good actually
  • Sanford stadium crowd: less drunk than expected
• Quantitative Review - 28:09
  • The defense is so good we're making tentative comparisons
  • Carson Beck is calm like John Wick
  • Nitro Tuggle, please come on the podcast 

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