Chapel Bell Curve

What's up big dawgs? Yara and Nathan are here today to preview the Kentucky Game. We've got rants about Chat GPT, Yara, Certified Ball Knower, stats, player previews, and all the dumb stuff that got you to download this episode in the first place. Highlights include: 
 

• Qualitative Preview -  2:56
• Quantitative Preview - 25:04
  • Who is Kentucky? - 25:14
  • Players to Know: Offense - 29:31
  • Players to Know: Defense - 31:13
  • Scheme and Stat Preview - 35:44
  • What we want to see - 41:26
  • Predictions - 47:44

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CW: The first 3 minutes of this podcast are just Nathan talking about the events at Apalachee HS last week. It's not graphic, but it's intense. So be aware. 

Yara and Nathan are here to talk you through the week that was from the very, very, bad, to the game on Saturday, which represented a well-needed break for so many of us. Highlights include: 

• Nathan talks about Apalachee - 00:00 - 3:32
• Qualitative Review - 6:54
  • Yara and Nathan go to Sephora
  • Yara teaches you how to take a selfie
  • Did y'all know we have a Swedish dual citizen on this podcast? 
  • Sanford stadium renovations: pretty good actually
  • Sanford stadium crowd: less drunk than expected
• Quantitative Review - 28:09
  • The defense is so good we're making tentative comparisons
  • Carson Beck is calm like John Wick
  • Nitro Tuggle, please come on the podcast 

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• Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence
• Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

Yara and Nathan are at it again. We're here to bring you the stats, analysis, and trolling you've come to expect from the CBC brand. The Clemson Tigers are in the rearview mirror, struck down by their own portal-hubris, but we're not done talking about them yet. Highlights include: 

• Qualitative Review: 2:51
• Quantitative Review: 17:42

If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.

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• Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve
• Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence
• Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

It's fiscal game week and we're pumped. Yara and Nathan are back again to get you ready for this weekend's kickoff classic against the Clemson. What do the Tiger's have in store for us? Who is Howard and why does he have a rock? What stats matter for this game? We answer all of this and more. 

• Qualitative Preview - 03:34
• Quantitative Preview - 23:56
• What we want to see - 37:46
• Predictions - 47:56

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• Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve
• Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence
• Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

It's that time! Yara and Nathan are here today with the Clemson preview. If  you haven't listened to one of our previews before, we're going to breakdown this season from a qualitative (vibes) and quantitative standpoint. We've got news, storylines, vibe checks, Texas/TAMU rivalry beef via Anime tropes, and Yara learning about Fleetwood Mac in real time. 

•  Storylines, News, and Vibe Checks - 3:46
• Offense Depth Chart Review - 29:37
• Defense Dept Chart Review - 39:25
• Season Predictions - 48:49 

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Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

Ross Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

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• Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence
• Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

We're finally back! We'll assume you missed us. Yara  and Nathan are here to get you all the info you need to catch up on the last six months. Highlights include: 

• Personal updates, including Nathan putting on compression sleeves for the first time live (aging so gracefully) 
• UGA updates. Include a criminal justice sandwich
• An introduction to the SEC for Texas and Oklahoma (read: we teach you how to be mean to two new sets of fans)
• Olympics talk. Yara uses the word "dong" multiple times 
• Everyone's favorite Cheerwine flavored segment: #askcbc

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• Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence
• Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

Yara and Nathan are back at it again with our SEC Championship Preview. The Dawgs are trying to get the monkey off their back (no they aren't), and we're here to help you get your mind right. We've got academic shit talk, we've got stats, we've got 30 seconds on Henry Kissinger's death. It's a vintage Chapel Bell Curve Experience to get you in the kind of feral headspace we'll need for the weekend. 

Qualitative Preview: 2:23

Quantitative Preview: 41:49

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Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

Ross Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.

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• Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve
• Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence
• Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

It's weird to step in a Yellow Jacket hive and end up more upset about the referee's than the stings. But here we are, torturing metaphors and full of rage. Yara and Nathan are back today to catch you up on how are lives have been going, what we think about Auburn (LOL), the sloppy extermination job at Bobby Dodd, and much more. 

Qualitative Review: 2:04

Quantitative Review: 24:04

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Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

Ross Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

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• Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence
• Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

We're back! Yara and Nathan are here, and ready to talk about the Lane Train's demolition at Sanford Station. (Are these train metaphors working?) Anyway, your dynamic duo is ready to rock with stories from the day, stats for your soul, and just enough intergenerational conflict to keep things interesting. Highlights include: 

• Qualitative Review: 1:36
  • Let's get angry at Pat McAfee
  • Yara's Rage(r)
  • Senior Day = Tears
  • The RCB Sousaphones vs. Estee Lauder
  • Laughing at Jim Harbaugh
• Quantitative Review:  39:02
  • National Title Caliber offense and it feels so good
  • This team has a pass rush now? Exciting
  • The future of CFB in the stands at Sanford
  • Brock  Bowers for Heisman, again

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Yell at us on Twitter

• Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve
• Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence
• Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

What better way to celebrate homecoming than with the folks who invited the tradition? It's the Mizzou preview!

• Qualitative Review - 2:23
  • Important Possum Updates
  • Connor Stallion: Clue Character
  • Who is Missouri, and have their artists seen a tiger?
• Quantitative review - 36:23
  • Getting to know Luther Burden and co. from CoMo
  • What we want to see
  • Game Predictions
• Who Holds the Leash? - This one is human only - 56:28

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Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

Ross Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24! 

Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected]

Yell at us on Twitter

• Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve
• Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence
• Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah