Chapel Bell Curve

Listen, no one likes orange, we know that for sure. To help us get in that anti-orange mindset, your two indefatigable co-hosts are here to hate on Tennessee, talk about some number, and release of the pressure and anxiety caused by wondering how good Gunner Stockton actually is. 

News Updates - 4:18

Qualitative Preview -  16:02

Quantitative Preview - 28:49 

#askcbc - 55:06

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• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

Yara and Nathan are back! Join us today to review a rain delayed victory over the Governors. We've got reactions (shrugging emoji), vibes, and some stats for those of you who don't read spreadsheets for fun. Also, Yara doesn't blame Mike Bobo. We're making progress! 
 

News Updates - 2:51

Qualitative Review - 15:50

Quantitative Review - 31:41

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Yell at us on BlueSky

• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

It's FCS weekend, and as always, we enter the episode not knowing what we're going to talk about, and leave an hour letter after editing out a shocking amount of Nathan Ranting. Yara is here to play sheepdog, Nathan has thoughts, neither of us have a lot to say about a game without a line, and we're enjoying watching Alabama fall like a failed Soviet satellite state. 

News Update - 4:09

Qualitative Preview - 38:31

Quantitative Preview - 45:35

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Yell at us on BlueSky

• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

Nathan and Yara are back in action this week to talk about the Dawgs destruction of the Herd last Saturday. Yara hates Carson Beck, but is ok with Mike Bobo. Nathan has reservations about the offensive line, but likes how the defense is out for a day at the Dawg park. We all love KJ Bolden and Zachariah Branch, and we've got the stats and ratings to prove it. Oh, also, there's a Dragon Con corner from our little freak Nathan. 

News Updates - 3:03

Qualitative Review - 17:41

Quantitative Review - 36:10 

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Yell at us on BlueSky

• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

Yara learned an important lesson this week: don't order a seafood boil in West Georgia at 2 a.m. Hopefully you can learn something important today as well: what to expect from the Dawgs in 2025. We're here to break down this team from top to bottom, and get you ready for this weekends matchup against the Thundering Heard. 

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Yell at us on BlueSky

• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

It's CFB preseason and everything feels a little bit better. The grass is greener, the birdsong is more beautiful, and the BS of the world is easier to ignore. Yara and Nathan are here to celebrate these good vibes with the SEC preview. We're previewing all 15 non-UGA SEC teams. Asking the hard questions like, "Is Texas back?" and "Hold on, Oklahoma is in the SEC?" 

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Yell at us on BlueSky

• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

Yara and Nathan are back to talk about the Sugar Bowl. But first, we're going to break down how we fared at the SECCG, talk about holiday movies, and set expectations for Gunner Stockton. 

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Yell at us on BlueSky

• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

Against all odds, the Dawgs are playing in the SEC Championship game this weekend. Yara and Nathan are here to get you ready. We've got storylines, a vibes check, some juicy stats, and predictions for this weekends game. Come for the numbers, stay for Yara explaining how Kirby smart is a shady bitch. 

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Yell at us on BlueSky

• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

We made it through the longest day of the year, the hopefully-not-annual tradition of going into 8 overtimes against an outmatched Georgia Tech team. Yara and Nathan survived - barely - and are here to talk you through it all. Including a Mike Bobo rant from someone other than Yara, talk about the circles of hell, and enough stats to make you kinda sad about where this team is. 

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Yell at us on BlueSky

• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

You know that place where genuine human connection would go if your family wasn't The Way It Is?  We made a two-hour long episode to feel those awkward spaces this week, and get you through Thanksgiving to Clean, Old Fashioned Hate. Yara and Nathan are back with vintage Yara rage, Thanksgiving Hot takes, stats, and the triumphant return of #askcbc. Dig in folks, and ignore your family members for a while. 

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Yell at us on BlueSky

• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve