Chapel Bell Curve

Hey Y'all! We're back again today with the Miss. State preview. Yara has questions, Nathan has guesses, and we'll all get smarter together. We'll talk about CLANGA CLANGA, break down who this team is, and ask Kirby very nicely to please run up the score. 

• Qualitative Preview - 2:39
• Quantitative Preview - 16:30

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We're here again to talk ball. But also, we're here to make fun of Alabama, and write a hagiography for Vanderbilt. It's the Auburn Review, of course. Yara and Nathan are here for observations, stats, shit talk, shawarma talk, and figuring out where we are on the season. Highlights include: age shaming, Hugh Freeze shaming, and confusion about Arian Smith. 

• Qualitative Preview - 3:21
• Quantitative Preview - 25:45

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Hey y'all! Yara and Nathan are joined today by Jeremy, AKA @macondawg on Twitter. Jeremy is the head honcho over at Dawg Sports, and helps to run one of the best UGA follows on social media, @dawgsports. We're all here today to preview the Auburn game. We've got stats, analysis, scheme stuff, and a wall of text about how much Yara hates Hugh Freeze. We also brought Jeremy on for a multi-generational perspective, as he'll be helping Yara understand just exactly what is going on in the Deep South's Oldest Rivalry. 

• Qualitative Review - 3:10
• Quantitative Review - 47:19

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So yeah that sucked, y'all. Yara and Nathan had to grit through it on this one, but we made. Personally, we think you'll feel better about the game after listening to this. Maybe not happy, but, y'know, at peace? Whatever your emotional state, we're here to break down yet another "instant classic" where we end up with our heart broken.

• Qualitative Review - 3:53
• Quantitative Review - 25:59

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We're here today for the second time. This time, Yara and Nathan are joined by Graham Coffey, proprietor of Dawgs Central, real-life journalist, and general ball knower. We've got an hour of stats, observations, analysis, and generally good-vibes. Talking to Graham made us smarter, and we think it will make you smarter too. 

Highlights include:

• Graham, tell us how worried we should be
• Is Bama good on Defense? 
• Existential angst about the Kentucky game
• Talkin' bout that offensive line (pejorative)

You can find Graham over at DC, or on twitter @DawgsCentral. Give him a follow and a subscribe, he'll make you a better informed Dawg fan. 

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We're here, we're full of rage, get used to it. Nathan and Yara are back to preview the tilt against the Tide in T-Town. Things get heated, we talk about stats, and Nathan passes out and Weekend at Bernie's his way through a rant. Highlights include: 

• Kentucky Mini Review - 3:26
• Qualitative Preview - 7:42
• Quantitative Preview - 49:33

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What's up big dawgs? Yara and Nathan are here today to preview the Kentucky Game. We've got rants about Chat GPT, Yara, Certified Ball Knower, stats, player previews, and all the dumb stuff that got you to download this episode in the first place. Highlights include: 
 

• Qualitative Preview -  2:56
• Quantitative Preview - 25:04
  • Who is Kentucky? - 25:14
  • Players to Know: Offense - 29:31
  • Players to Know: Defense - 31:13
  • Scheme and Stat Preview - 35:44
  • What we want to see - 41:26
  • Predictions - 47:44

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Yell at us on BlueSky

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CW: The first 3 minutes of this podcast are just Nathan talking about the events at Apalachee HS last week. It's not graphic, but it's intense. So be aware. 

Yara and Nathan are here to talk you through the week that was from the very, very, bad, to the game on Saturday, which represented a well-needed break for so many of us. Highlights include: 

• Nathan talks about Apalachee - 00:00 - 3:32
• Qualitative Review - 6:54
  • Yara and Nathan go to Sephora
  • Yara teaches you how to take a selfie
  • Did y'all know we have a Swedish dual citizen on this podcast? 
  • Sanford stadium renovations: pretty good actually
  • Sanford stadium crowd: less drunk than expected
• Quantitative Review - 28:09
  • The defense is so good we're making tentative comparisons
  • Carson Beck is calm like John Wick
  • Nitro Tuggle, please come on the podcast 

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Yara and Nathan are at it again. We're here to bring you the stats, analysis, and trolling you've come to expect from the CBC brand. The Clemson Tigers are in the rearview mirror, struck down by their own portal-hubris, but we're not done talking about them yet. Highlights include: 

• Qualitative Review: 2:51
• Quantitative Review: 17:42

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Yell at us on BlueSky

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It's fiscal game week and we're pumped. Yara and Nathan are back again to get you ready for this weekend's kickoff classic against the Clemson. What do the Tiger's have in store for us? Who is Howard and why does he have a rock? What stats matter for this game? We answer all of this and more. 

• Qualitative Preview - 03:34
• Quantitative Preview - 23:56
• What we want to see - 37:46
• Predictions - 47:56

If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.

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Yell at us on BlueSky

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