Chapel Bell Curve

It's that time! Yara and Nathan are here today with the Clemson preview. If  you haven't listened to one of our previews before, we're going to breakdown this season from a qualitative (vibes) and quantitative standpoint. We've got news, storylines, vibe checks, Texas/TAMU rivalry beef via Anime tropes, and Yara learning about Fleetwood Mac in real time. 

•  Storylines, News, and Vibe Checks - 3:46
• Offense Depth Chart Review - 29:37
• Defense Dept Chart Review - 39:25
• Season Predictions - 48:49 

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Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

Ross Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

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We're finally back! We'll assume you missed us. Yara  and Nathan are here to get you all the info you need to catch up on the last six months. Highlights include: 

• Personal updates, including Nathan putting on compression sleeves for the first time live (aging so gracefully) 
• UGA updates. Include a criminal justice sandwich
• An introduction to the SEC for Texas and Oklahoma (read: we teach you how to be mean to two new sets of fans)
• Olympics talk. Yara uses the word "dong" multiple times 
• Everyone's favorite Cheerwine flavored segment: #askcbc

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Yara and Nathan are back at it again with our SEC Championship Preview. The Dawgs are trying to get the monkey off their back (no they aren't), and we're here to help you get your mind right. We've got academic shit talk, we've got stats, we've got 30 seconds on Henry Kissinger's death. It's a vintage Chapel Bell Curve Experience to get you in the kind of feral headspace we'll need for the weekend. 

Qualitative Preview: 2:23

Quantitative Preview: 41:49

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Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

Ross Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

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It's weird to step in a Yellow Jacket hive and end up more upset about the referee's than the stings. But here we are, torturing metaphors and full of rage. Yara and Nathan are back today to catch you up on how are lives have been going, what we think about Auburn (LOL), the sloppy extermination job at Bobby Dodd, and much more. 

Qualitative Review: 2:04

Quantitative Review: 24:04

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Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

Ross Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

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We're back! Yara and Nathan are here, and ready to talk about the Lane Train's demolition at Sanford Station. (Are these train metaphors working?) Anyway, your dynamic duo is ready to rock with stories from the day, stats for your soul, and just enough intergenerational conflict to keep things interesting. Highlights include: 

• Qualitative Review: 1:36
  • Let's get angry at Pat McAfee
  • Yara's Rage(r)
  • Senior Day = Tears
  • The RCB Sousaphones vs. Estee Lauder
  • Laughing at Jim Harbaugh
• Quantitative Review:  39:02
  • National Title Caliber offense and it feels so good
  • This team has a pass rush now? Exciting
  • The future of CFB in the stands at Sanford
  • Brock  Bowers for Heisman, again

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What better way to celebrate homecoming than with the folks who invited the tradition? It's the Mizzou preview!

• Qualitative Review - 2:23
  • Important Possum Updates
  • Connor Stallion: Clue Character
  • Who is Missouri, and have their artists seen a tiger?
• Quantitative review - 36:23
  • Getting to know Luther Burden and co. from CoMo
  • What we want to see
  • Game Predictions
• Who Holds the Leash? - This one is human only - 56:28

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Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

Ross Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

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Nathan is here with a very special episode and a very special guest. Dr. Carrie Tipton is a musicologist at Vanderbilt University and author of the new book From Dixie to Rocky Top on the history of SEC fight songs. Nathan is here to talk with her about the songs, the history, and he surprisingly large number of copyright lawsuits involved.

Dr. Tipton has been nice enough to provide us with a discount code that will give you 30% off the purchase of her book from the Vanderbilt Press website.  Just use the code 15FRIENDS at this link to get the deal!  

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Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Dr. Carrie Tipton on Twitter - @CarrieATipton

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The gang covers the 43-20 thumping that was the Georgia V. Florida game. Come along as we review not only the game but our respective experiences, Our Bowers-less offense, and cannabis themed sandwich huts. 

• Qualitative Review - 1:56
  • Nathan's meets his enemies
  • Justin, a sandwich, a rumpus, and a dream
  • Yara plays not a regular mom, but a cool mom
• Quantitative review - 45:04
  • Stats, get your stats
  • Game Observations

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Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

Ross Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

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Yell at us on BlueSky

• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

This week we've got many a history lesson to share with Yara as we're prompted with the question, "Why is it that we hate Florida so much?" Past that, you've the classic quantitative, qualitative, and more. It's the Florida Preview. Highlights include: 

• Qualitative Preview: 19:00
  • A Historical Deep Dive into Anthropomorphic Reptiles
  • A Lesson on the Rivalry
  • Notable Nemeses, Ethics Edition
• Quantitative Preview: 54:27
  • Players to know
  • Who is Florida?
  • What we want to see
  • Game predictions
• Who holds the leash, Jax edition: 1:08:40

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Yell at us on BlueSky

• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

Yara, Justin, and Nathan are back at it again today to preview this weekend's tilt against the Cats. They've got a vibe check, manifestation hour, a fun game about celebrity backed whiskeys, and all the stats and analysis you can shake a stick at. Highlights include: 

• Qualitative Preview: 2:15
  • Vibe Check
  • Everyone manifests a successful season
  • A brief history of Kentucky Football
  • Notable Nemeses, Whisky Edition
• Quantitative Preview: 40:40
  • Players to know
  • Who is Kentucky?
  • A brief breakdown of Liam Coen's offense
  • What we want to see
  • Game predictions
• Who holds the leash, downtown edition: 1:02:48

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Yell at us on BlueSky

• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve