Normal CBC Episodes:

• Qualitative & Quantitative
• Precise, practiced, exact
• Predictable

Midseason #AskCBC Episode:

• yeehaw
• Laden with Cheerwine
• No gods, no kings, no rules just right

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• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

It's time for everyone's favorite episode about a 55-point conference blowout: the Vanderbilt review! Nathan and Justin are here to talk about a sweet day watching sweet boys around their sweet sweet friends. They also do a surprising amount of football analysis, considering what we saw on the field Saturday.

Qualitative Review: 1:47

Quantitative Review: 31:24

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• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

All we're saying is give this mascot a chance.

It's the Vandy Preview.

Your schedule of events: 

5:45 - Qualitative Review+

22:05 - Patreon Question of the Week

35:31 - Quantitative Review

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Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

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• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

Look, we may not always deliver you the good good you need on time, but we will eventually deliver. To that end, the boys are here with the Auburn Review. We talk about the triumphant return of the special boy pants, a frustrating first half, stats, storylines, and a brief ode to Daijun Edwards. 

Your schedule of events: 

2:00 - Qualitative Review

22:43 - Quantitative Review

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Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

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We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. 

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• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

This week's preview came with it a startling discovery: these Auburn Tigers have more in common with a mischievous children's book monkey than we'd previously realized.

Qualitative: 2:15

Quantitative: 46:05

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Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

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We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. 

Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected]

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• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

We may be a day late, but we're here with a vintage CBC deep cut. Prepare for a chunky Missouri style deep dive into the stats, plays, narratives, and angst that made up the Dawg's 26 - 22 win over Missouri last Saturday.  The boys are here to answer your pressing questions, such as "What the hell just happened?" and "Is it 2009?" and "Where did the offense go?"  Highlights Include:  

Qualitative Review: 2:45

Quantitative Review: 17:35

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Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. 

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. 

Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected]

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• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

It's that time of the year where we trim our houses with light-up toasted ravioli, drink suitcases of Natty light, and what with great anticipation and fear for Humphrey Mizzou to shimmy his way down the most broken of all our gutters. It's time to preview Georgia at Missouri. And Nathan and Justin are here to get you in the spirit. 

Highlights include: 

An Introduction to Mizzoumas: 2:30

Qualitative Preview, including Cryto-Grecian Culture: 5:00 

Quantitative Preview, or, "Missouri's Offense is Bad:" 23:05

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Yell at us on Twitter

Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. 

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. 

Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected]

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• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

We're back dear listeners. The boys are here to deliver you the finest in podcasting, a review of a #1 team sleepwalking through a closer-than-expected-but-still-not-particularly-close win over an above average MAC team. (Trust us, it's better than it sounds) We'll talk about our experiences this weekend, what the stats have to tell us, and Nathan's Special Boy Pants TM. Highlights Include:

Qualitative Review - 5:04

Quantitative Review - 29:13

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Yell at us on Twitter

Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. 

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. 

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• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

There's a lot of cock talk in this one. Like, a lot. Seriously. I think we're sorry about it.

It's the South Carolina preview.

00:56 - Famous Cocks

9:32 - Qualitative Preview

41:55 - Quantitative Preview

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Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Ross Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. 

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• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

Hello beautiful people! Nathan is here today joined by Ross Rutledge of r2sportsmetrics.com and @dawgquant fame to preview the Dawgs next tilt against Samford. Highlights include stats, storylines, some viewer questions, and a surprisingly long talk about obscure Protestant sects in modern America.

Qualitative Review: 2:40

Quantitative Review: 14:50

#AskCBC (and Nathan's Solo ASMR Segment): 34:28

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Yell at us on Twitter

Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence

Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Ross Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant
 

If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. 

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. 

Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected]

Yell at us on BlueSky

• Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve