June 14, 2021

86. Dad Boy Prime And The Shadow of Grung

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Lords:

Gary

http://duckfeed.tv/

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https://twitter.com/garybuh

Brayton

Bogwater convention coming to your town soon!

Topics:

Spirit Halloween's Youtube Channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3PL2DxHye4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJIbE6_Lt2w

A drug you never want to try

This list of people's favorite mugs, and how to generalize it

https://twitter.com/AnnaHollinrake/status/1382392715074211849

https://twitter.com/waxpancake/status/1385291669801631744

Devo - Theme from Doctor Detroit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_A8Xe9M0NY

Unedited (syncable) commentary: https://youtu.be/QIK-ngWWhhs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqnPciNhQXU

Mechanics or features of a game that the game doesn't tell you about

Which undead would you most like to become? Lich? Ghoul? Skeleton? Ghost? Zombie? Wight? Revenant?

Microtopics:

What a .tv TLD indicates.

Brayton's Bubbly Bog Water.

Airdropping incredibly earthy mineral water directly to your house.

Using the wrong musical sting.

The gas station that functions both before and after noon.

Drinking water out of a beer bong.

The algorithm providing a solid recommendation for once.

Going into Spirit Halloween and asking for something in an underfed Michael Myers.

Giving out vaseline for Halloween.

The truth according to vaseline.com.

Whether vaseline meets FDA requirements for human consumption and whether that qualifies it as a foodstuff.

Blooming your own onions at home so you can stop going to Outback every weekend.

All the other things you could bloom with your new onion bloomer.

A good way to go into a fugue state and have something on in the background while you're doing something else.

A redditor who went missing after acquiring some Datura seeds.

A recreational drug for which the lethal dose varies significantly from person to person.

Deciding whether to join a cult based on whether you hallucinated the cult leader high fiving Aquaman or selling celebrity maps under a bridge.

The serial rooster on the box of corn flakes who's roosting every time you see him.

The rooster jumping off of the Corn Flakes box, grabbing the butcher knife, and giving you career advice.

Explaining that cocaine isn't addictive and you would know because you do it every day.

Scrolling through a Twitter thread about people's favorite mugs to see all the great mugs.

Perusing the multivarious ways a person can like a mug.

The East Berlin traffic light man.

A trivet in your grandpa's kitchen that says Joint-S.T.A.R.S. and depicts a star firing a lightning bolt at a tank, and whether your grandpa is secretly an anime villain.

A dragon clutching the world in its hands with an American flag pattern on its spread wings.

The patriotism dragon.

Our favorite mugs.

Going on Twitter to relax.

Whether a big enough knife counts as a sword.

Devo Vevo.

Dan Aykroyd speed walking while people make fun of him for the entire duration of the film.

Mark Mothersbaugh jogging in a sealed garbage bag so he can quickly lose enough weight to qualify for his intended Devo weight class.

The belt from the 1920s that jiggles you.

Recording a commentary on a Dan Aykroyd movie as part of your podcast about Binding of Isaac collectibles.

Replacing every transition wipe in Star Wars with Mark Mothersbaugh floating across the screen.

The illusion of intentionality.

A beat poet playing a bass constructed out of a bass drum

Our favorite fake lap steel guitar solos and what synthesizers they were played on.

The geniuses at genius.com having absolutely nothing to say about Devo's Theme to Doctor Detroit.

The Charmin Bear's mom's opinions on ass wiping.

A Transmissible Toilet Paper Disease That Affects Only Bears.

Rubber Krulwich.

Jogging and Pimps: the Doctor Detroit Story.

One of those Doctor Detroit marriages you always hear about.

The Curse of Doctor Detroit.

Flying out of a still frame of a hot dog.

Mark Mothersbaugh wearing an inflated bodysuit so that his silhouette matches Dan Aykroyd's when they speed walk together.

Going to the area labeled "combat zone" in hopes of finding someone to shoot.

Hiding aliens in your space game and never telling anybody about them.

Hiding a main quest in your space game and never telling anybody about it.

Getting a gamer treat for peeking into corners.

How Portal should've warned you about its unusually high fall damage on the box.

The pros and cons of being a lich.

Whether April would stick around if Jim turned into a lich.

Dying at Chuckie Cheese and being stuck there as a ghost forever.

Whether being a zombie secretly feels awesome.

The tragedy of Quake's wireheading grunts.

Dying on the subway and having to listen to buskers for eternity.

The parable of the good lich and the good billionaire.

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