How to set your boundaries like a cat, a guy thinks I had a big ego because I went topless on a beach in a garbage bag, and Papa Puff Pants licks his butthole

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Anne Marie goes topless for the Cat Cult, two senior citizens get into a fistfight over free samples at Costco, and a man hooks himself up to a dish of yoghurt. You’ve only got so much energy in a day; don’t spend it getting frustrated on petty bulls***.

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Papa walks on a leash, playing “The Resistance” board game, and the LGBTQ perspective in Berlin.

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Papa Puff gets groomed, Mormon friends and float labs.

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Cats are carnivores, Papa Puff pees, and there are spiders that eat birds. Do they chase lasers? We’re all going to die.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goliath_birdeater

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-derbyshire-44832778

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It's so hot as hell that I had to take off my onesie. Let's chat about it.

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https://nypost.com/2018/07/06/scotlands-plan-for-when-the-loch-ness-monster-is-caught/

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https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/11/15/two-thirds-of-ocean-life-remains-undiscovered-

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Today we talk about how Papa Puff Pants is a literal human being and my thoughts on poop being the new fingernail art. Link to the actual fingernail poop butt:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5832459/Moscow-based-nail-salon-creates-pooping-butt-design.html

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Papa Puff is my co-host this week as we talk about my drink called Anne Marie’s Vagina (recipe below) getting drunk with my dog, and how Austin didn’t know Adam’s apple weren’t on women. Tell me what you think! And if you have questions that want answered tweet me @crazyavey!!! Love you guys so much!!!

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Buckley's Pubs

http://www.buckleyspubs.com/

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Anne Marie's Vagina Recipe:

3 parts Bacardi Dragonberry Rum (may substitute strawberry-flavored vodka)

1 part triple sec

1 part fresh lime juice

Splash of seltzer/soda water

Splash of cranberry cocktail juice

Cherry garnish (optional)

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In a shaker with ice, combine and shake the rum (or vodka), triple sec, lime juice, and seltzer/soda water.

To enjoy it as a shot, strain the mixture into a shot glass and splash with cranberry.

If you'd prefer it as a drink, pour the mixture into a rocks glass with the ice, splash with cranberry, and garnish with a cherry.

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Woman called cops on girl selling water

https://nypost.com/2018/06/24/outrage-after-woman-reportedly-called-cops-on-black-girl-selling-water/

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I still have my pumpkin up from Halloween and Papa Puff Pants stares at me throughout the whole podcast. Is he being supportive or does he want me to die? Find out as I stroke my mole hair and ponder the outcome. #CatCult

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Article about Dr. Emoto's work with water and positive words:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/mehdi-toozhy/the-effects-of-your-posit_b_9557912.html

Book about Dr. Emoto's work:

https://www.amazon.com/Hidden-Messages-Water-Masaru-Emoto/dp/0743289803

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Article about the children being detained:

https://www.vox.com/2018/6/11/17443198/children-immigrant-families-separated-parents

Donate to Baby2Baby here to help those kids detained:

http://baby2baby.org/

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You can donate to ACLU to help change policies so this doesn't continue to happen:

https://action.aclu.org

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This ain't your average cat podcast.

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