Pepperoni nips, porn 'staches, and zipline meltdowns—oh my! In this week’s trashy masterpiece, Lauren and Dee break down all the drama from 90 Day Hunt For Love Season 1, Episode 10, from Colt’s broken leg and Courtney’s confused AF love triangle, to Elise and Jennifer making what we suspect are tequila-fueled truces, it's one hilarious rollercoaster through the jungle of hot mess dating. Who’s got BDE? Who is and who is not feeling the pornstache? And who’s ready to zipline straight into a meltdown? You know we got takes. 💅

👉 This episode includes commentary, sass, speculation, and sexually charged frisbee games. Explicit content, listener discretion advised.

👉 This discussion is for entertainment purposes only and is not legal advice.

🔍 Timestamps

00:00 - Welcome back Channel Surfers! Who is the boy with the pepperoni nipples?

01:21 - Cole’s rumor-mongering reaches new lows

03:14 - Tequila pacts = chicks before dicks truce

05:18 - Chantel flirts with pornstash Rocky

07:21 - The nipple discourse gets… weirdly intense

08:20 - Jennifer + Elise joke about a Rob throuple 👀

09:04 - Small D*** Energy 101: Dee gets schooled

11:35 - Colt’s hospital gown overshare = mood killer?

13:33 - Time crunch: only 1 week left to couple up

16:31 - Top Gun beach vibes and slow-mo shirtless bros

18:29 - Tim shoots his shot with May, kinda

20:23 - Rob’s revenge: the fall of Cole

21:53 - Chantel’s love triangle, Rocky vs. Joe

23:06 - Zipline date from hell: Courtney screams, Usman flies

26:50 - Usman confronts Courtney: “Do you love Colt?”

28:20 - He said WHAT? Usman drops the L-bomb

31:06 - Jennifer says yes to Rob, Tim throws shade

34:09 - Courtney finally says she’s not ready for a relationship

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