900 Things I Hate

Dive into a world where Padawans soak their hair in a mixture of liquids while Italian gynecologists wax their tattooed scalps under the bridge, and Maybelline is declared the greatest country in the world. Then suddenly, The Sacred Door creaks open, revealing the Podcast God in which we trust. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.

Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensing

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5ft? 10ft? 100ft? What's the distance you will wait to hold the door open for someone? Chivalry is dead in this episode of 900 Things I Hate as we discuss the inconvenience of holding doors open, why country waitresses need to take it down a notch, and why Wyatt is destined to be the first OF Gamer. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensing

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Another tragic incident has struck the 900 Things I Hate crew, leaving Shelby on a path from Smart car assassin to becoming just another California roll. That wont stop us from talking about things Wyatt hates though! In episode 53 we discuss the practicality of two backpacks, how pseudo silk worms are worthless, why overalls are actually the best ever, and the sayings that just grind our gears. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.

Bugs are bugs, insects are insects, all insects are bugs but not all bugs are insects. The more you know! After our heated debate over what bugs are we discuss people with allergies and Daylen's blatant hypocrisy, tell our closest encounters with the dreaded P word that every English teachers warns about, and determine whether smart cars are cool. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.

Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensing

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Window pain, oranges, diarrhea, what are the limits to Eminem's lyrical madness? According to Wyatt, it needs to stop. In episode 51 of 900 Things I Hate we take a deep dive into the Shakespearean lyrics of Eminem. We discuss the worst possible gifts we could get and determine humans do indeed get fleas and they are the absolute worst. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

Assassins are intense people, but what kind of cars do they drive? We decide this and many other things in episode 50, the first episode of Season 2! It had to start somewhere, why not at 50. Enjoy our conversation about the use of turn signals, or lack thereof, the pros and cons of eyebrows, and why strip clubs are only good if they have large amounts of food. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

We all say things wrong from time to time, but Wyatt can't seem to excape people who expecially say things like winder and exetera. On this episode of 900 Things I Hate we try to discover the practicality of armpit hair and if it actually does it's job, and we debate our favorite chips and answer the question: are Bugles chips? Daylen gets a little angry and we touch base on our irrational anger through the years Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.

You might be wondering: Who has the best mustache or has Morgan Freeman ever had a mustache? Well you're in luck because you'll find those answers here in Episode 48! We determine whether the battle royale game Fortnite is still cool, long hair can be a nightmare, and we discover Wyatt is a liar when it comes to breaking his glasses. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory.

Do you want a job where you just workout all day and hopefully get sent on a call? Well becoming a firefighter just might be the job for you, according to Neva. Daylen likes firefighters, but everyone else has strong feelings. We also discuss how the cold is not the flu, don't overexaggerate, Wyatt's insane pre-lunch ritual with the seating in the lunch room, and we decide whether a nice toupee is really worth $10,000. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.

Come to find out, Wyatt is a mortician and he is very passionate about every body that comes through his freezer doors. What he is not passionate about are apple cores, which have seeds of poison inside them. School principals are not ideal, but at least Daylen had a PrinciPal and got to have board game lunches with his. And we come to find out Shelby has apparently betrayed Neva on a scale of unforgivable amount in terms of dental hygiene. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory.