Topic Lords

92. Tomb Of The Spider-Men

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  • Abby
    • https://twitter.com/mizabitha
    • http://abbydenton.podbean.com/
    • John B
      • https://twitter.com/YouOldSoAndSo

        • Topics:

        • The 1998 Tips & Tricks Magazine Video Game Codebook, a Larry Flynt publication that is not porn but, in a certain sense, is not unlike porn
        • Why grease 2 is the best superhero musical; a mild defense of the 60s superman musical
          • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNXbdLDZLKM
          • Tower of Druaga
          • Cibo Matto - Sugar Water
            • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN9auBn6Jys
            • Unedited (syncable) commentary: https://youtu.be/qgqxxX_yLfo
            • https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/17/68-michel-gondry/

              • Microtopics:

              • The illustrious Abby Denton.
              • A shambles.
              • Locking your Twitter so nobody knows what you're doing in there.
              • Making a whole video game magazine out of just the good parts of video game magazines.
              • Publishing a series of short stories by formatting them like cheat codes and then submitting them to Tips & Tricks magazine.
              • Nostalgia for when most of your perception of the gaming world came from tiny screenshots in magazines.
              • A book that is a bunch of fake games and paragraphs about them.
              • A duck riding a skateboard.
              • Making a book out of a Twitter thread.
              • Reading about video games in magazines probably being the optimal experience actually because most games were terrible.
              • Game Master Anthony's birthday party.
              • Street Fighter 2, the last game in the Street Fighter series.
              • NBA Jam arcade as proof that cheat codes are compatible with microtransactions.
              • Renting a game just to prove to your friend that the cheat code they heard about doesn't actually work.
              • WWF Attitude.
              • Enjoying the bouquet of Uniracers.
              • A certain quality of gibberish.
              • Publishing a fake cheat code in the annual Tips and Tricks monster issue to convey the location of your drug drop.
              • Putting Roll back in the Marvel vs. Capcom series.
              • A very mild defense.
              • Superman fighting a gang of Chinese acrobats portrayed by white heroin addicts.
              • Mafiosos cha-cha-ing around the room and chanting "Curtains for Superman!"
              • The only Superman story where kryptonite never appears.
              • An evil psychoanalyst defeating Superman by convincing him he's just a regular guy.
              • Why can't the strongest man in the world be the happiest man in the world?
              • Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark.
              • Dorky British guys trying to impress Michelle Pfeiffer.
              • Giving a three year old a DVD of Grease 2 for her birthday.
              • Everything are an opera.
              • Just barely losing the Nobel Prize for thirty years in a row.
              • Japanese arcade note-sharing culture.
              • If Atari 2600 Adventure has a dozen Easter eggs as obscure as its hidden room, and they were all necessary to finish the game.
              • One thing the NES is good at.
              • The Gilligan's Island game for NES.
              • Gilligan's Island for NES being rated only .1 star out of five less than Sonic CD.
              • Game Center CX.
              • The time you could explore Namco Museum.
              • Bubble Bobble.
              • Hiding a bunch of stuff in your indie game inspired by Frog Fractions but nobody ever finds it because nobody cared enough about your game.
              • Spelunky 2.
              • Your stuff per second rate.
              • Nightmare of Druaga.
              • How to know if you have a friend.
              • A Brian De Palma split screen dream.
              • Waking up with sugar on your head.
              • Michel Gondry's music video ouevre.
              • I, Palindrome, I.
              • A team of compositors working for six months to bring your one-second idea to fruition.
              • Hitting someone with your car and then following them down the street yelling at them.
              • A reverse strip club where the performers are moving backwards in time.
              • Practicing how to put a reverse-causality shirt on.
              • A complete understanding of why Miho Hatori is going to bed with a sugar head.
              • Teaching your son how to yawn.
              • Playing Doctor Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine with your tiny, tiny feet.
              • Jerks welcome!

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