A judge said on the record that it's a fuckin' hell hole. The US Marshall said it was a clusterfuck. Officers says its a shitstorm. Attorneys allege in a federally-filed affidavit, "holy shit." Inmates say that it's worse than Transformer Age of Extinction, and they don't even get to go to the movies. As the Executive Branch gets ready to pull funding From The Sunflower State's Most Substantial Slammer, Jon and Jake talk what's gone wrong at USP Leavenworth.

Also: What Happened To Lt Rodney Osborne? An update on that case.

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