95X On Demand

Kara's take on Thursdays... we bring our Kara-boo in to make Marty feel old LOL.  Listen this week for him to ask her how old she is again. LOLOL But seriously, it's not just a boomer opinion... even the kids like Kara think concert ticket prices are insane

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We've known Wil for 20 years, and a few years ago when he told us he'd been diagnosed with ALS and asked us to host the walk we didn't hesitate.  Nicholas came in with him to talk about this Saturday's walk and how the funds raised stay to help local families living with ALS.  It's the 10th anniversary of the Ice Bucket Challenge too, keep spreading awareness about this heartbreaking disease so we can keep fighting for a cure. 

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It's fall in CNY and that means apples, leaves, and HAUNTED ATTRACTIONS!!!!  We have some crazy talented and dedicated haunt fanatics!  Nicole from Frightmare Farms came in to chat about the attractions and the sensory accommodations available (all while their sweet deal completely sold out!).  https://www.frightmarefarmsny.com/ for all the info and tickets!

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From one Morning Messer's mom's tenant woes to questions about brick walls and neighborhood kids... Joe Stanley comes in on Tuesday mornings to answer your legal questions for free.  Wonder if you need a lawyer for something?  We can ask Joe!  email [email protected] before next Tuesday!

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Shannon had a miraculous event happen yesterday.  Something that has never in her 45 years happened.  Is it a sign that she should buy a lottery ticket?  Or is her insane level of excitement over this a sign that she's #old ? CAN'T IT BE BOTH??? 

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Check out The Morning Mess on demand with Marty & Shannon 9-20-24

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Yesterday we told you about Marty's future step-daughter's dating woes. (https://omny.fm/shows/95x-on-demand/texting-red-flag-the-flag-was-flapping) She met a guy, exchanged numbers and got the ick from his texts.  We were leaning towards "give him a chance" until he replied to her saying she had a fever by asking for pics.  Here's a pic, buddy.  Enjoy.  Now we have updates on the guy... and we have serious Jerry Springer vibes!

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20% of people surveyed would choose a good cup of coffee over lovemaking.  What would Morning Messers choose?  (And what do we mean by a good cup?  Is it orgasmic?  Have I already had coffee?  What time of day or week is it? CONTEXT MATTERS!  LOL)

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Is bad grammar in a text message a dealbreaker?  Marty's future step-daughter met a guy... and his texts are next level #cringe with no punctuation and wrong words... we think he does voice to text and doesn't check before sending... but just when we thought she should maybe give him a chance he sent the Reddest flag you could find in a message... 

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There's a guy named Logan who loves cucumbers on TikTok.  He has all of these recipes and slices them up and shakes them up and eats them and people are going nuts for cucumbers.  THIS IS NOT LOGAN.  This man has a different love of cucumbers... and that love won him our #DumbassOfTheDay during dumb criminals today.  

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