A Book and A Bev

Welcome to our first Dark Romance novella! That’s right, we’re discussing the ins and outs of squirting, knife play, penis piercings while we cover The Dare by Harley Laroux!

Oh baby - this week we are ready to be exclusive with Icebreaker by Hannah Grace.

We’ve got Ellie awkwardly reading you hardcore smut, a weirdly timed reference to Georgia’s Yr 12 Drama class and Briony is trying to give you your 13th reason with non-stop references to the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. You’re welcome.

Of course it wouldn’t be an episode of A Book and A Bev without your cohosts trying to become sister wives for Henry Cavill but we are sure you expected nothing less.

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And of course (peep the Tessa Virtue and Scott Muir routine or we can’t be friends)

https://youtu.be/wOEKdWrtz6U 

Suns out, bare bums are out. 

It’s time for book two in the Bridge Kingdom series by Danielle Jensen aka the Traitor Queen. Sick.

Join your cohosts Briony, Ellie and Georgia as the err to the side of anal, take a ride on Jack Black the camel, encounter a bare baboon butt in the wild and discover our FMC’s love for screaming during coitus. Noice.

Also shout out to Koala’s with STD’s.

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Your favourite book gals are back taking on the literary classic that is Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon.

There’s discussion of world leaders, lizard people, double pronged appendages and an instructional “how not to guide” for those needing guidance with the female anatomy.

Listen along with the girls as they fall in love with the giant, blue, ribbed alien and the fluffiest of romance tails…

If you want a music reference just listen to the Avatar soundtrack.

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Welcome to one of our most diabolical episodes yet. We are finishing up the series with Kingdom of the Feared by Kerri Maniscalco. Are we happy about it? No. Did we still do the episode? Yes. You are welcome.

There are versions of floorboards, high school musical, a questionable amount of tight penetration and a girl in who 20’s having the misplaced confidence of a middle aged white man.

If that doesn’t make any sense well just wait until you read the book. As they say, as above so below.

Musical Reference:

High School Musical (again don’t ask)

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Welcome back!!! 

We’re so grateful to all of our listeners and to say our thanks, we’re back with a NEW SEASON OF A BOOK AND A BEV!! And what a better way to start off than with the heart breaker herself, Colleen Hoover. 

That’s right, very fittingly, we’re covering It Starts With Us. We’re treating Ellie like the dirty street rat she is by forcing all the feelings down her throat. We discussing Lily & Atlas finally getting their time, squirting out children, then drowning them in breastmilk & Henry Cavill being shirtless… again. 

There’s also an unfortunate mention of a book that discusses having coitus with someone’s eye socket and a metal rod being used to do inappropriate things. You’re welcome! 

Ellie’s music References: 

- Hell or High Water by Billy Raffoul 

- She Used to be Mine by Sarah Bareilles

Welcome to our second to last episode of A Book and A Bev for 2022! We’re going out with a bang covering our third part in the KOA marathon. 

This week we cover a variety of traumatic aspects of KOA, from tiny wyvern whores, shitting in catapults, Lorcan tap dancing morse-code on Elides vag, giant men with wackamole penises and to top of it, a special mention to our old pal Aston Kutcher. Everyone gets lots of snaps this week everyone snaps 

Next week is our last episode for the year! We’ll be back at the end of January 2023   

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The Story of Us - T Swizzle  

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- Starscrapers

- Paintfaery

- Dominiquewesson

- Mellendraws

- Dianadworak

- Nabooksart

- Tloczuss

- Isabellamhsmith

- Emilia.mildner

Well we really wish we could tell you that we pulled it together for this episode but in unsurprising news...we did not.  

Its part two of Kingdom of Ash by Sarah J Maas.  

We have references to Queen Elsa aka King Dorian, a shout out to the only female prime minister in Australian history, Aelin living her best life on a flamingo floatie and an honourable mention to the tent that is Yrene's flaps. We know. None of that makes sense. Anyways tune in next week for part 3.

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Cults + Offering - Gilded Lily

FAN ART:

Theclever.crow 

Ilik_art 

Mellenddraws 

Bloodydamnit