A Book and A Bev

No one is emotionally prepared for this weeks trauma bomb. You’ve been warned.

We would like to say that this episode is one of our more serious ones, given the circumstances, but that would be a lie.

We bring you trauma, pain, elderly men with dry skin, Rowan’s inability to function at a bare minimum & Elide wiping his ass with Lorcans shirt.

We don’t know how we got here - how we’ll continue on - but you’re already too far in to back out now.

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Song References:

- Paper Crown by Alec Benjamin

- Rescue by Lauren Daigle

Fan Art:

- Snowarox

- its wibell_art

- Lexaarts_

- Morgana0anagrom

- Emsdrawsthings

- Nyqxxs

- Mistilteinn.art

Welcome back to another episode of your most depraved book podcast. This week we are wrapping up Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas.

From Chaol’s third leg (which doubles as a pogo stick), followed up by the unholy trinity of problematic men, and finishing off with a very unfortunate encounter with a duvet - we hope you will stick around.

Don’t forget to rate whenever you listen to us, and tune in every week on Wednesdays at 7pm 🤍

Strap in for a short, sharp and shiny episode as we cover part 2 of Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas.

It’s a surprisingly aggressive episode given we discuss a book about emotional and physical healing. Briony nearly gets into a brawl over Nesryn’s singing ability, Ellie is on a rampage to destroy everything related to stale lettuce and Georgia is actually encouraging petty theft by stealing peoples socks.

Anyways tune in next week for part 3 of Tower of Dawn.

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Tune in for this weeks episode of A Book and A Bev where we take a magic carpet ride to Antica as we cover part 1 of Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas.

Your co-hosts butcher ever name in sight while also horrifically ruining our association with a childhood toy.

We also meet some more fictional men that blow our socks off (shout out to Sartaq) while stale lettuce controls to roll out of our good books.

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Your favourite podcast is back this week covering the final part of Empire of Storms by Sarah J Maas.

Turning into Kylie Jenner this week, we’re experiencing things. We experience Elides giant baps hiding secret locks, the possibility of a Rowaelin Only Fans, milking cows and waxing dick shafts. Just to top it off, we experience the trauma of this one sentence -

“WHERE IS MY WIFE?”

Your girls are left asking one question.. WHY SARAH?!

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Music reference:

Midnight Rain - T Swift

Wildest Dreams - T Swift

Cardigan - T Swift

Fan art:

Welcome back to another episode of your favourite podcast as we dive into one of our favourite books. It’s part two of Empire of Storms.  

We join the rare and fascinating Aelin and her a scooby gang of exceptionally attractive companions as they go full Pirates of the Caribbean in Skulls Bay.  

There’s Taylor Swift, a huge shout out to Elides huge Baps, Camp Rock. We also FINALLY encounter Rowan’s velvet wrapped steal as they go head to head with Greenpeace and designate the ecosystem of Skulls Bay.  

Part 3 out next week!

This episode goes out to the girls, gays and they’s. Your cohosts add EVEN MORE fictional characters to their thirst list as we cover Empire of Storms by Sarah J Maas.

From Dorian wearing some havianas to Ilken scene girls, this episode is bound to take an unexpected trip to Skulls Bay with the Aelin and the gang. Honestly expect the unexpected but you knew that already.

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We are back to live laugh love our way through for part 2 of Queen of Shadows by Sarah J Maas.

Strap on your bonnets and brace yourselves, your hosts are slightly more sober than normal and yet we are still fully committing to graphic and public displays of extra curricular activities with fictional men. What’s new.

We discuss Dorians demon d*ck Richard, demon Steven and his 8 prongs, magical muff monsters and an alarming amount of motivational quotes.

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Music reference:

Monsters by Ruelle

Fan art:

* Alicemariapower

* Mftfernandez

* Niru.skyart

* Emsdrawsthings

* Dominquewesson

Welcome back to the land of Throne of Glass! We’re 5 books in now - how are we feeling? (*loud sobs*). Good, that’s right where we want you - right in time for our MUSICAL EPISODE, Queen of Shadows part 1!

That’s right, Our main G is back for vengeance, this time it’s partially without our hot fae male which we’re all extremely distressed about. There’s no need to fret though because we’ve got enough musical references to make you want to rip your ears off and we’ve also got mentions of….. ginger pubes???

We’d say expect the unexpected but at this rate… are you surprised?

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Cowboy dildo’s, Gay Cows and Lightening Vagine (Bloopers 2)   

We’re apologising in advance for missing your usual episode this week. But never fear, we have a bloopers episode for you! 

These bloopers are full of us being drunk, messy and talking a whole lot of shit.   Buckle in for gay cows, the vampire diaries, dad dogs & weird mentions of asparagus…. Do you expect anything less at this point??  

We’ll be back with Queen of Shadows next week!