In which Macie and Mae discuss the final installment of The Assassin's Blade by Sarah J. Maas. Other topics include: nervous singing, John and Hank Green and their socks/managerial skills, The Mummy (movie, ride, and mugs), dark humor serenades, and lasagna.

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In which Mae and Macie discuss the first half of The Assassin and the Empire novella by Sarah J. Mass, which happens to be the final novella included in The Assassin's Blade prequel.

Other topics include: Rifthold real estate, story structures, Fight Club, the liberal arts, and accountants.

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In which Mae and Macy finally finish "The Assassin and the Underworld" novella by Sarah J. Maas. Other topics include: the economy (boooo), "Catching Fire" and soft boi Peeta Mellark, salad (?), headcanon court, and more dunking on the miscommunication trope.

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In which Macie and Mae go over the next few chapters of the Assassin and the Underworld novella by Sarah J. Maas. Other topics include: maps, book (maybe glue) smells, "party girls don't get hurt", sneezing, sewer layouts, drowning scenes, near-death experiences, and more!

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In which Mae, Macie and Special Guest Mary go over the next few chapters in the Assassin and the Underworld novella by Sarah J. Maas. Other topics include lint lickers, laundromats, teenage angst/ick, sea salt and citrus, and stakeouts and donuts.

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A special episode in which Mae and Macie are so enraged by Chapter 1 of the The Assassin and the Underworld that they are only able to make it one chapter into the novella. While a lot of rage-invoking topics are discussed, a lot of #goodpoints and jokes are also made. Other topics include Old Lady Russian Accents, Accents in General, personality tests, personality disorders, Veggie Tales bangers, and RAGE.

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In which Macie and Mae finish up the "Assassin and the Desert" novella. Other topics include Silent Discos, Keira Knightley and Nathalie Portman, travel itineraries, and bff breakups.

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In which Mae and Macie read through the middle section of the "The Assassin and the Desert" novella. Other topics include #girlmath, "Dune" spice, horse girls, Ansel as a used car salesperson, Rumplestiltskin, scary Stygian spiders, and the cinematic masterpiece "Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron."

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(Trigger Warning: This episode includes a brief reading of a scene where physical abuse takes place. Time Stamp between 0:53 and 1:00)

In which Mae and Macie discuss the first three chapters of "The Assassin and the Desert" novella included in Sarah J Maas's "The Assassin's Blade" as well as: the phonetic alphabet, Hogwarts for Assassins, Sam's folded boxers, and Dune Cross Country.

Some Important Time Stamps for this episode include:

Start - 18:00: Intro & Recap of Reads

Macy's Twisted Sister Verse "Power Point" (including chronological reading order) - 8:20 - 15:50 (ish)

We Start Discussing the book (kinda) - 18:00

We Start Discussing the book (actually) - 23:00

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In which Macie and Mae discuss Hogwarts for Healers, Celaena's School for Self-Defense, some symbolic jewelry, and the parallels between Celaena and Yrene (aka the Assassin and the Healer).

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