In which Mae and Macie discuss jingles, The Vampire Diaries, a little bit of Fourth Wing hype, Sarah’s cinematic fight scenes, and the epic conclusion of “The Assassin and the Pirate Lord” novella.

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In which Macie and Mae review Chapters 5-7 of the first novella included in The Assassin's Blade by Sarah J. Maas. Topics include us naming our podcast (which you already know at this point, so it's not that exciting), Celaena making Good Plans, Sam being not that great at Assassin's Creed, and row boats.

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In which Macie and Mae review Chapters 3-4 of the first novella included in The Assassin's Blade by Sarah J. Maas. Topics include duels, #SpyKidStuff, "vulgar gestures," and #OtterLand.

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In which Mae and Macie discuss the first 2 chapters of the first novella in "The Assassin's Blade" by Sarah J. Maas. No, it's not the first published book in the Throne of Glass series. But we think it's the perfect place to start. Why? We're romantics.

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In which Macie and Mae discuss their hopes and dreams for the podcast as well as their "QUALIFICATIONS."

Heads up: We're starting with a big series of series, which we may or may not take breaks from as we go along. First up? The Throne of Glass Series by Sarah J. Maas. First up, first up? "The Assassin's Blade". We know this reading order is somewhat contentious, but trust us. We kind of know what we're doing.

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