Some things are inevitable when you’re a radio host. It’s almost time to go on the air, and you're ready. Your headlines are juicy and your weather forecast is spot on. You’ve even got a great line to get people to listen to that segment on the mating rituals of the brown marmorated stink bug. Your finger is poised over the microphone button, and then you think, “Maybe I should check the traffic map one last time, just in case.” Why not? You've got 30 whole seconds to spare. That's when you see